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No matter how much mascara I put on my dick I can't seem to make it thicker, fuller or longer lasting.
Er um how does fire? You fucking idiot.
Please can someone explain to me how fire can burn down bricks & mortar to the ground whilst trees remain fully intact?
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This is a picture from the Camp fire in Paradise, California 2018. Burning embers (firebrands) blown in advance of the fire are the primary cause of structural fires. They land on flammable roofs, vegetation around the structure and rain gutters choked with leaves and needles.
latimes.com/local/californ…
So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
Face up, make your stand
Realize you're living in the golden years
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Gonna start winding down. Thx for making me laugh think and help preserve my sanity
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“I don’t know anything about that, you’ll have to ask them but let me explain it to you” is my favorite response from any politician answering any question.
Told ya.
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My goal in life was to be so rich I could have a Starbucks in my house and now these randos on laptops refuse to leave.