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Wat je dus ook nooit moet doen is spinnen opzuigen met de stofzuiger,want die stichten daar binnen enorme gezinnen van onze belastingcenten.
Franka retweeted
Aliens: we've returned, show us what you built with our technology
Humans: behold...
Franka retweeted
Als Jan Smit net zo kritisch op zijn eigen liedjes zou zijn, was hij gewoon palingroker geworden. #esf15
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"Let's create a phrase that will be used to console people"
-here, here?
"That makes no sense!"
-there, there?
"Omfg it's genius"
Franka retweeted
Oke met welke naam bereikt ons product zowel volwassenen als de jeugd?
'Poche en gaaf?'
Nee..
'Weelde en cool?'
Nee..
'Luxe en flex?'
JAA!!
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[says “2011” three times in the mirror]
[Gotye emerges from wall painted like bathroom tiles]
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Newton: "You will not break any laws in my house!
Son: "F you, dad!"
Newton: "No, it's F = ma..."
*son flies away*
Newton: "DAMMIT, STOP."
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Valentine's Day is fun because you can go fight people at Walmart and they drop big red hearts just like in Legend of Zelda.
Oh, and love.
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"Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
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Zo heel af en toe weet de krant van Wakker Nederland opeens waar de klepel hangt en waar de mosterd vandaan komt.
