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Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. C’est La Vie. 🤟🏾💫

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Never forget when Sir Alex rested Ronaldo, only for United to go 2-0 down against Everton forcing him to unleash his kraken to save the day
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Every last kick holds all the information I need for creating the perfect next one. To get everything from it though, I’ve got to make sure i’m giving everything to it, which means my full energy and attention!
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He’s taking the fucking piss at this point 😂
JONNY WILKINSON THIS IS ABSURD
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Top Boy will always be one of my top three shows. An absolute classic. 🔥
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Steph really the number one person u don’t wanna piss off in a game! Once he get that look in his eye and start nodding his head, you know the floodgates finna open 😭😭
Don't poke the bear It's Steph at night.😴
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Jimmy McCavern learns not to mess with Tommy Shelby #PeakyBlinders
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2029! ✍️ So proud to have signed a contract extension with this incredible club. I couldn’t be happier here and I’m more motivated than ever to continue breaking records and winning trophies with this team. Let’s go! 🙌
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What the fuck genuinely possessed him
🚨🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: A fan shows the actual distance of Cristiano Ronaldo's 2009 freekick goal against Arsenal. This is phenomenal 😳
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🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane signs record-breaking new Bayern Munich contract. 33yo striker extends from next summer to June 2029 on most lucrative deal in #FCBayern history. Believed to make England captain Europe’s highest-paid player by salary @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7649297…
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🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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🚨🇿🇦Black Coffee is paid $435,000 USD which is roughly R8.4 million per night for his premier Saturday night residency at Hï Ibiza. He makes this money each and every Saturday at Hi Ibiza. His networth is currently $65 Million. The Richest African DJ of all time.
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18 years ago today, Ye released “Heartless” 💔
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Jack Grealish is allowed an endless free pass in terms of his behaviour in a way that others - like Paul Pogba, Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford & others - are never given. It isn't hard to figure out what the difference is. Every time he goes on a bender, there is always a counter briefing coming about something he did. None of which is a bad thing, of course. It's just that the same grace is never given to others that is to him.
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC attacker yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7738572…
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French Montana gives a tour of the underwater suite he's renting in Dubai and says the stay costs $50,000 a night.
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🤯 Premier League veteran James Milner has completed today's New York City Marathon in an incredible 3 hours and 9 minutes. That's an average pace of just 7 minutes and 13 seconds per mile. 🏃‍♂️ An absolute machine. On the pitch and on the road. 👏
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Rihanna and Asap Rocky dressed up as Naruto x Hinata for Halloween😍
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Zendaya brought Tom Holland to a family party and they called him Spider-Man. “Lemme get Spider-Man.” 😭🔥
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Ice Cube & Mike Epps drop the trailer to their new podcast ‘Listen And Laugh’ & they already have elite guests 👀
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The problem is the squad isn't fit enough. So they probably do look good in training because they're up against players in a similar physical condition. Then reality hits on match day.
Michael Carrick on dressing room morale: "My responsibility is to the players. Outside is not for me to focus on. I know we can affect. I know what help the group need, guidance at certain times and dealing with things, that's part of my direct role. Of course we've spoken. We have meetings. The boys are hungry. We're hurting because we haven't won enough football games. But there is an intensity, an edge, a hunger to do better."
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LIIIIIIIIISAA MAFFFFIAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥 She even tried to change it. So Solid weren’t having it 😅💯 @Lisamaffiauk ♻️ beginningmiddleendpod
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