Stephanie Sims

I was trying to find a media contact for a fluff piece on Biden. Filled out the generic contact form and this auto-response has nothing to do with my request 😂 why can't I get a media contact for my NoVa mag piece @WhiteHouse @POTUS

So, does @Potbelly have a customer service team? @PotbellyService hasn't responded to any emails or DMs...

People are impressed that Jeff Bezos and @richardbranson are doing their own space race with their own $, but I'd be a lot more impressed if they used their own $ for something more useful like eradicating homelessness. $20 billion = $20 to them bit.ly/3ygqIcb

"How is this called The Learning Channel?" my husband asked as a promo for Seeking Sister Wife came on TLC.

I know I'm about 13 years late, but I am really sad The Wire is ending/ended (@hbomax is awesome)

Do you think if I mix a bunch of Benefiber in my mac and cheese it'll even out things for my high cholesterol?

"Wait, don't spill those! (Sigh) You're like a drunk person." - my husband to our toddler

Is it bad that I'm glad the pandemic made it so I don't have to think up a cute family Halloween costume this year?

They're great for keeping the kid busy, but why isn't there any volume control on kids toys? Whyyyyyyy?

Me in my 20s: workout tanks with built-in bras are so convenient, no need for a sports bra! Me in my 30s: wearing workout tanks with built-in bras every day are so convenient, no need to wear an actual bra in public!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to wear a mask when you're driving alone in your car.

I've been seeing a lot of parents let their kids paint inside during quarantine. They're also the brave ones during this pandemic.

What if China leaked the coronavirus to increase users/usage of Tik Tok to steal even more Americans' data? 🤔

"A friend of ours went in a plane and actually got COVID through his eyes!" "Mom, that happened to the doctor on @NBCNews...are you talking about him?" "...well, it just feels like we're friends with him because we'd see him on TV all the time." #shitvickisays

I used to hear phantom baby cries. Now, it's the phantom landscaping and yardwork noises that prevent me from taking a nap (people seem to actually do landscaping a lot though)

I can see TikTok is the new Twitter - everyone thinks they're hilarious 😂

I have never been more thankful to not have started going gray than right now, during the pandemic, when hair dye is now becoming the scarce, hard to get item.

During a pandemic, I feel like going to a liquor store anytime is the equivalent of going to a grocery store hungry.

I have to assume @parentsmagazine thought the pandemic would be over by now when it went to press, because the editor's letter contains no mention of it, and includes articles like these 😂

Is @1035KISSFM recording shows, uploading them to @iHeartRadio , but also playing them the next morning? I am currently listening to segments I heard yesterday @fredonair