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I'm a great parallel-parker. I know, it goes against all sexist logic.

Arlington, VA
Joined January 2009
I was trying to find a media contact for a fluff piece on Biden. Filled out the generic contact form and this auto-response has nothing to do with my request 😂 why can't I get a media contact for my NoVa mag piece @WhiteHouse @POTUS
I have to assume @parentsmagazine thought the pandemic would be over by now when it went to press, because the editor's letter contains no mention of it, and includes articles like these 😂
Daylight savings time had this guy up earlier than normal and watching the @TODAYshow with me 🤷‍♀️ #mytodayplaza
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Me an hour before Game 7: I'm not even sure if I can stay up for the whole thing Me after the 5th inning:
Is #mytodayplaza still a thing? Carson wishes he was at the real @TODAYshow plaza with the @sesamestreet gang!
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This is the best @InsideZappos could do for a security breach? Employees can give friends/family 20% off, but for a security breach, 10% off appropriate? 🤦‍♀️
.@NBCChicagoPD is so excited for its premiere, it got their lead actor's name wrong
Ordered a Calicado from @Potbelly an hour ago. Finally eating it and there aren't any avocados 😩 I can't check the inside of the sandwich guys, come on!! @PotbellyService
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You'd think someone at @Macys would spell check a sign to be used in public
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Lol @Macys can't spell...and there were several of this sign with the same spelling mistake 😂 #alwaysaneditor