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Stephanie Sims

@_Sims

I'm a great parallel-parker. I know, it goes against all sexist logic.

 Arlington, VA
Joined January 2009
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Kendall Brown@kendallybrown6 Feb 2019
All of the Republicans currently applauding 10-year-old cancer survivor Grace also voted to take away her health care more than 20 times. #SOTU #StateOfTheUnion #CripTheVote
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All the scientist on planet earth: CLIMATE CHANGE IS A PROVEN FACT Ex-host of The Celebrity Apprentice: NAH
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Replying to @Postmates
@Postmates 30 mins without anyone accepting an order. Kind of defeats the purpose of your entire biz.
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Tomorrow, I'm not going to teach any of the Mormon kids because my atheism doesn't agree with them.
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I HATE WHEN GROUP 2 PEOPLE LINE UP FOR THE PLANE AND THEY HAVEN’T CALLED FIRST CLASS. Why!? You have a seat already. People are the worst.
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Jeff Wilser
@jeffwilser24 Jun 2015
What do I think about Kaitlyn Bristowe and our culture of slut-shaming? @AndreaSyrtash and I wrote a book about it: amazon.com/Okay-Sleep-With-F…
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Replying to @_Sims
@_Sims It's okay on #NationalDonutDay. It practically cancels out. ;)
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Will Shepherd@shep68922 May 2015
i think what's important to learn from @joshduggar is that no person is better than another, no matter how much they may preach otherwise.
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Jeff Wilser
@jeffwilser19 May 2015
Shake Shack Guy: "Do you have any questions?" Me: "Nope, been here before." Shake Shack Guy: "But do you have any questions about LIFE?"
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Leon@Leontastic9025 Apr 2015
wow this #BruceJennerInterview is very interesting…. you go girl!
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Jeff Wilser
@jeffwilser1 Apr 2015
No one should ever use the word "canoodle."
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Her Monthly@hermonthlyradio8 Mar 2015
#Women who gave #zerofucks. #InternationalWomensDay buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/hi…
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The new @Drake album looks like a suicide note from the @ChickfilA cows – at Mount Lebanon, PA
Image from Vanessa Smathers (@vanessadinardo)
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Live every day like it's #NationalPizzaDay
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#camel #coats are so hot right now. Here’s how our art director styles hers in our (freezing) office: instagram.com/p/ycVYfTR08w/
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RT + follow me & @beautybabechi for a chance to #win #makeup application and blowout for VDay! #beauty #CCWBeautyBabe
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Apparently a few of my Facebook friends got engaged on NYE. All I got was drunk.
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If I wore pumpkin spice cologne would that make me more attractive to basic white girls? They're kind of my target demographic.
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Replying to @_Sims
@_Sims @andrea_gulyas nice #museumselfie at #modernnature
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If a journalist doesn't tweet for a full day, has she accomplished anything at all?
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