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i feel like Batman or halo

Phoenix, AZ
Joined June 2012
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wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe
Sabrina Carpenter and Joe Keery now follow each other on Instagram after she arrested him at her Juno set show.
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O Leatherface tá matando os Minions no fundo.
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Jimmy Dean is not my lover
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grounding technique for panic attacks : start stabbing and slashing at people with your wicked enchanted blade
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bro my waymo got coderot and took me to o block bruh
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German idea of a joke: what if the prog rock band which plays very difficult music we have one playing triangle which is not so difficult 😂
🤣 ¿Qué opinamos del nuevo integrante de Angine de Poitrine?
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mystics have always said that the universe is a song but they forgot to mention that the song in question is actually a banger
Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.
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calling a state trooper brotato chip and getting my dome blasted off
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"when I'm 20, I'm gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life" Me at 28 waiting for haaland to get 3 shots on target so I can eat
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real af
Stephen King’s wife almost divorced him because he could stopped listening to the same song over and over while writing. What was that song, @grok?
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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🗣🗣🗣🗣👇👇👇👇
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new album from The 1975 sounds great
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that is honestly awesome
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Protesters broke into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam during a demonstration against the facility on the outskirts of the Dutch capital. About 100 people made it onto the construction site reut.rs/48EU1cA
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never let a motherfucker who got into hardcore through suicide boys talk down to you
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BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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Sound designers eat your heart out
Anoche desperté a todo el barrio a los 3AM. Que se jodan, por incultos.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is a YouTube short that was stolen from user @SilentPyro. youtube.com/shorts/Lsw2sJE…
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thinking about the chinese no bitches dance
🇨🇳 Este chico chino fue al pueblo de su abuela a pasar unos días. Al ver que aún no se había casado, la abuela empezó a acosarlo con un baile repitiendo -Jiéhūn- 结婚 (cásate) y movientos ondulantes. Un día, llamó incluso a sus amigas para meterle más presión.
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