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i feel like Batman or halo

Phoenix, AZ
Joined June 2012
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I'm not a human anymore. I am a conduit for opening chests. I am a golem shaped by a white demon named tim sweeney and my only command was open chest. I don't have a soul and the only thing filling the cracks of my clay skin are my tears of frustration and suffering
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Magdump your roommate challenge
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O Leatherface tá matando os Minions no fundo.
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Jimmy Dean is not my lover
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grounding technique for panic attacks : start stabbing and slashing at people with your wicked enchanted blade
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bro my waymo got coderot and took me to o block bruh
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German idea of a joke: what if the prog rock band which plays very difficult music we have one playing triangle which is not so difficult 😂
🤣 ¿Qué opinamos del nuevo integrante de Angine de Poitrine?
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mystics have always said that the universe is a song but they forgot to mention that the song in question is actually a banger
Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.
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calling a state trooper brotato chip and getting my dome blasted off
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"when I'm 20, I'm gonna buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life" Me at 28 waiting for haaland to get 3 shots on target so I can eat
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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🗣🗣🗣🗣👇👇👇👇
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new album from The 1975 sounds great
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that is honestly awesome
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Protesters broke into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam during a demonstration against the facility on the outskirts of the Dutch capital. About 100 people made it onto the construction site reut.rs/48EU1cA
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never let a motherfucker who got into hardcore through suicide boys talk down to you
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BREAKING: Hundreds of protesters break into a Microsoft data center site in Amsterdam.
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Sound designers eat your heart out
Anoche desperté a todo el barrio a los 3AM. Que se jodan, por incultos.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is a YouTube short that was stolen from user @SilentPyro. youtube.com/shorts/Lsw2sJE…
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