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Joined March 2012
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Ross@Greggoo1722h
Wigan Athletic
@LaticsOfficial22h
58' - Second change of the evening. 🔁 (1-0) | #wafc
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Wigan Athletic squad photo 1997 #WAFC #WiganAthletic #Latics
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This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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Everton 5 Chelsea 2 March 28th 1970 Att: 57,828 Goodison Park @oldpicposter
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Chirping from mid on
Real Madrid C.F.
@realmadridOct 23
👉 Mourinho
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cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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Mike Stanley@mikestan87Oct 23
Will Grigg playing in a wooden stadium is surely a health and safety concern
Chesterfield FC
@ChesterfieldFCOct 23
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 22
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say bbc.in/4sgyJuO

First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

The disease, which usually affects cattle, has been identified in a patient who died in early October.

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Ben@CriminalCostaOct 22
All wearing custom darts shirts, at least half of them officially sponsored. Glad I spent hours sitting around in GMEX so Fallon Sherrock can have a go. What a fairytale!
Josh
@joshpearson180Oct 22
So here are the 24 people that have been selected to take part in the Beat Luke Littler show on Netflix Thoughts? 🤔🎯
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Steve McFadden attending The British Soap Awards, BBC Television Centre, London. (2006)
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Look at this pillock, here!
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Replying to @The_MJF @CreateAPro @Myers_Wrestling
It’s bad enough a German just came into my company. Now I’m dealing with grammar Nazis too.
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Matthew@regionalthickoOct 20
6 Music Dads v GB News Music Radio Dads tear up on Brighton beach
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🅖@GuimaRiceOct 19
Daniel Levis
Zelda 🏟🪡@Zelda_thfcOct 19
Made some Tottenham Hotspur jeans because why not. Perverts don't look at my feet. Pray this brings us luck tonight.
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Ben Thomas@Summers2theBOct 20
Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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This you?
Robert Jenrick
@RobertJenrickOct 20
The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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CourtNewsUK
@CourtNewsUKOct 16
Stephen Abbott was in a rather uncharitable mood when he appeared in court to deny a Downing Street bomb hoax. ‘F*** legacy media, you’re all a bunch of w*nkers’, he said courtnewsuk.co.uk/downing-st…
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Nice. Same artist.
john sturgis@sturgiosOct 14
First Brand court pic in - and it’s a classic
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Anon Opin.
@anon_opinOct 12
People that wear jeans when relaxing at home are psychopaths
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Blackburn - FA Barclaycard Premiership - Blackburn Rovers v Manchester United - young fans pose for a photo on woodland close to Ewood Park (2002)
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