Going full flounder mode @songmachinesco
North of The Wall 🐦⬛
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Open source means that you care about your README.
I left it attended for a long time. Not anymore.
Behooold, the new goodwatch repo:
github.com/alp82/goodwatch-m…
This is crazy
#Malfoid #HarryPotter #MalfoidArt
MALFOID: A BRIEF HISTORY OF MAGICAL INDISCRETIONS.
A story of love, ambition, dark magic, and absolutely catastrophic decision-making.
Absolute banger 💯
You put this in a camo tamagotchi and sell it on Fox News during Hanity, you’re a billionaire next week.
My friends were all talking about prepping so I made a survival LLM. A free app that runs an AI mdoel plus 1.5 million offline articles (medical guides, FEMA, survival manuals, wikipedia) entirely on your computer. No internet needed.
brangus.io/survival-llm
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
I’m leaving @AnthropicAI again.
This is the longest it’s taken them to call security so far.
Today was my last day at @AnthropicAI.
I spent over a year working on Claude Code and strongly believed in the mission.
Unfortunately, during a routine refactor, Claude identified my position as redundant and eliminated it.
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This is a satirical post. The author has not worked at Anthropic. It parodies real farewell posts today from Claude Code team members Thariq (@trq212) and Anthony Morris (@amorriscode), who did leave after working on the product.
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Please stop sending me these. The only gift I want is your love and affection. I have enough cakes already.
F your AI b2b SaaS.
We just launched Palantir for booking meetings.
The last 14 days, companies like @MonacoGTM , @Nowadaysai, @Rippling , @salesforce , @marketercom, @posthog , and @retellai spent $100k+ with us on literal cakes.
From today, Daymaker finds your prospects, reads their entire digital footprint, buys the one gift that makes their day, and gets you the meeting.
Comment your name and I'll reply with everything Daymaker finds on you and the gift it would send you. If you dare. 🎁
Oh lord the bitcoin maxxis are going to be insufferable aren’t they
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10.
Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years.
Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
