can't believe people are still debating if this tweet is cap or not bro Elon literally shipped AGI for $30 and people are already using it to wipe out entire agencies grok bot can literally feed your children, take care of your wife & even give you a blowj.. ah nvm I'm joking but seriously, there are levels to this shit: • reads a founder's last 500 tweets in 10 seconds to tell u why his launch flopped & what to pitch him • finds everyone crying about your competitor on the timeline & drafts a DM to steal them • turns a 30-second voice note of u rambling in your car into a week of distribution • executes trades directly from your wallet while u sleep even I've been running private bots for my own workflow for months never shared them because setting up the plumbing was a pain in the ass now that grok lets u clone bots in 1 click, I'm just dumping all my setups on this account did the trial & error so u don't have to turn notifs on or whatever

nobody gives a fuck about another meta ads tutorial in 2026 this guy knew that, so he used an 8-figure bank wire as bait: line 1: "a life changing wire hit my account" actual topic: "how to run facebook ads" how he tricked 1.3M people into reading it & how to do the exact same thing: 1. Finish Line Bait (Line 1) "Two weeks ago a life changing amount of money was wired into my bank account from the sale of my business" imagine if he said "here is how to get a 4x ROAS", nobody would've clicked so he hooked them with the final destination literally sold the irreversible end-state every single marketer on this timeline dreams about at night: getting a massive check wired to their bank & walking away hooking with the final result people lust after stops the scroll dead 2. Incentive Killer (Line 2) "Since I'm no longer a competitor in this particular arena, I'm gonna drop some sauce..." this is the most important line in the entire post imho the number one reason people scroll past advice on this app is suspicion the second an audience reads a tutorial, their subconscious immediately asks: "if this actually prints money, why the fuck are u telling me on twitter instead of doing it yourself?" line 2 kills that alarm instantly "I don't compete here anymore" with one sentence, he gave them an airtight logical reason why the information is free the second people believe u have nothing to sell them, their defense drops to zero 3. Contraband Boundary (Line 3) "I'm going to be vague so I don't dox myself, but here it goes:" notice he didn't say "bookmark this thread" or "drop a like for part 2" like a needy nerd but made the audience feel like sharing this information was dangerous for him people VALUE leaked secrets --- How to replicate this exact setup without selling a business: you actually don't need an 8-figure exit to use this psychology this 3-beat structure works for literally any topic: 1. anchor to something that ended or happened a client contract that expired, a setup u just turned off or a campaign u ran for 6 months & killed 2. give the reader a concrete reason why you're willing to share the sauce right now "we don't take clients in this niche anymore" "we migrated our entire stack away from this" "this contract ended last friday" prove u don't compete with them 3. add a friction rule to protect yourself "scrubbing the client metrics so I don't get an angry email from their board" "can't share the exact URL for obvious reasons" once u realize 90% of content fails because people smell an agenda writing hooks becomes ridiculously simple

part 2 just dropped!! bro's YC application is still in review & he's already committing $230,000 in SF payroll on his vercel subdomain the confidence of tech founders on this app needs to be studied

someone make a grok bot that tells me who viewed my profile & how many times I need to see the stalkers ngl

people will laugh at CT for this and will never get why this actually happens (it's definitely not because crypto users are boring) it's because 95% of crypto marketing teams are fucking useless the second bitcoin goes sideways for two weeks, every venture-backed marketing lead runs out of ideas & goes completely silent & when u give 100,000 people nothing interesting to talk about, they default to arguing over who pays for sushi on a tuesday notice what happens the second a team knows how to run a campaign in a boring market? look at polymarket during the election look at berachain making millions of people act like feral bears for months with zero paid KOL lists loot at the worldxyz marketing genius the timeline locked in immediately people on this app don't want to argue about dinner bills anytime they want a reason to give a fuck if your project's marketing only works when the chart is green you just have people sitting around waiting for bitcoin to do their job for them

"you are so far behind if you aren't using voice-to-text" no u aren't (and never does it makes you better at writing online) when u talk out loud, your vocal tone tricks you into thinking your rambling is genius but the second it hits a screen without edits, it reads like a drunk text (try it if you don't believe me) the only time voice notes are actually lethal is if u have a ghostwriter sitting on the other end doing the edits for you I always set up a private Slack for every founder I work with with one rule: never type a brief just drop raw voice notes whenever you want to share something for content inputs when a founder sits at a keyboard, he freezes because he's terrified of offending his investors but when he drops a voice note: - its convenient - its raw without any filter - and you get him to tell you the actual details without any gatekeeping (which btw is a game changer while testing hooks and content angles) but most of that audio will be raw venting and its fine because buried inside is the truth that nobody else is brave enough to say out publicly voice-to-text is THE BEST for dumping the crime scene into your writer's Slack but turning that mess into something people give a fuck about still requires taste (dictating into claude ain't gonna save u)

(@a1lon9) admits in leaked chats that the pumpfun is literally a slot machine designed for people to lose money meanwhile his employees are crying in DMs because the company banned him from buying some coins imagine that retail is getting wiped out the founder is sitting on $100M & the guy working there is depressed because he has to watch from the sidelines instead of losing his rent money with everyone else crypto is the only place on earth where the dealer gets mad when u don't let him gamble at his own roulette table

update: bro blocked me & started mass-blocking anyone in the replies who pointed out the same he had 30000 people looking at his startup for free if he had the brain to put off his ego, this tweet could have easily made him $10k today all he had to do was quote tweet me laughing at his own bot say "yeah our AI went crazy at 1 AM, we just fixed the bug.......try it out" & let the internet buy his product people don't expect early software to be perfect everyone laughing would have respected him & half the founders in my replies would have bought it just to see if it works (which btw now are super suspicious coz he validated the biggest fear for anyone using his product, BRAND DAMAGE) instead, he panicked, hit the block button & proved to everyone that his software might actually be broken free marketing advice if u ever unblock me: lean into the chaos next time the internet will always root for a builder with a sense of humor & ofc laughing at your own product is the cheapest marketing u will ever get in tech

"my cold emails get a 75%+ open rate" yeah because you told him his mom died

HIRING for personal relationships with top creators, daily outreach & community growth salary: $100 to $300 a month respectfully, this is why anyone who knows shit about how to write & distribute content stopped applying to these teams why would anyone run an entire protocol's distribution for grocery money when u can point that exact same attention at your own business?