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Joined March 2018
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I stay scrolling through my own account to see what a real bitch be posting 🐽
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SUNTAN πŸ€@_mynameisntsant7h
Never stop bringing your business to the tl guys πŸ™πŸ½ this is what this app is all about
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πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡°πŸ‡΅@yovnvssOct 27
Replying to @ZaMiruDekubzb8
Γ‡a c’est du plot twist
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PokeMar π“…ͺ@PokeMarr18h
Ugh nooo I was so excited to read the comments
𝐠𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐀𝐒 πŸ«₯@G33LA_Oct 27
favoring β€œreal” diamonds over lab diamonds is a character flaw to me.
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Ms. Andrist@Pinkpillempire12h
She’s still nasty for fucking him idc
Hourly Mariah@hourlymtsOct 27
Young Thug shares new photos of Mariah the Scientist for her birthday ❀️
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πŸ¦‹ButterfriendπŸ¦‹@butterfaegarden10h
Celebrity plastic surgeons be like β€œyeah you’re beautiful but what if you were perfect?” *removes beautiful features*
kayla
@brunettemocha11h
Replying to @brunettemocha
RRRAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Dana Rachel πŸ‡»πŸ‡¦
@thyflameoflove23h
Apparently posting about Mama Mary makes some people very angry. That won’t stop me. Mary is the Mother of God, blessed among women, and our Queen and Mother 🩡
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Dii@diogo93160Oct 27
Les amΓ©ricains quand tu leurs dit que l’Afrique c’est pas un pays
Pxddy/Bryson πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡§πŸ‡·@pxd_vzkOct 27
Les AmΓ©ricains quand on leur demande de citer 3 pays en Afrique (Il va juste rΓ©pondre la Belgique)
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p@PerlaInDigital14h
i love their dumb little running faces
ange@kitsunmeow18h
home. she’s going home.
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damo is
@boldlygrow19h
A rebuttal, if i may:
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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The Government Critic πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
@magwaz39h
Hii ujinga mpeleke Somalia, hatuwezi kubali mtuharibie nchi
Zakir Hassan@zakirhassannOct 27
2032 IS FOR THE SOMALIS. Tuesday, 10th August 2032. Mark the date....
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sabrina james’s defense attorney@sameolegal15h
Shorty in the pink dress came in flying with a knee to the face, I’m SCREAMING 😭
Chaos TV
@ChaosTVOct 27
Karen mocks sex workers and gets the whooping she's looking for...
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Achieng Jaus Solar@MartinnaMaree5h
Too early for November set?πŸ’€πŸ’€ Trying to grow out my real nails with overlays
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saint@s0nofzion15h
90s runway tulip gown
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Pepsiii πŸ’œ@SiphexMbathaOct 27
yet there’s still a woman embracing him 🫠
Kaya News
@KayaNewsOct 27
The Johannesburg High Court has sentenced an Eldorado Park man to two life terms for the murder and rape of his four-year-old stepdaughter. #KayaNews #EldoradoPark TT
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EπŸ’•@Ennie__13h
I’m going to assume he was planning to kill her.
bears 🧸
@wydbear22h
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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Ulijuaje what it means🧐🧐
Twita Siren❄️@staycuntyhuntyOct 27
Millennials calling a threesome combiπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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β€œRasu” is just so funny bra omgπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’‰
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πŸ¦†@chanandler_k18h
I don't think kuna a funny nation in the world kutushindaπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Nyagz 🌹😚@RNyagss21h
Results za polling station zimepatana na za constituency na ni kama kuna disrespancy🀣
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Nyagz 🌹😚@RNyagss21h
Results za polling station zimepatana na za constituency na ni kama kuna disrespancy🀣
AbbyTheLastAmpBender@NotLegallyBlindOct 27
Ain’t no way y’all talking about the one Wallace Mecha I know 😭😭😭😭
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highhitsmeπŸ’@ilivewithnorgrt10h
Imagine seeing your lawyer tweeting stuff like anaku rasu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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