Inspired by the fear of being average. MC | Singer | Writer | Podcaster | Strategist
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined October 2022
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Kibae retweeted
Oh to be a father watching his kid get married after killing other people's children and parents and husbands and wives😍😍😍
Kibae retweeted
Fantasy writers have no sense of the caloric requirements needed to keep this thing alive. A couple of these things would cause a mass extinction of all large mammals in a few years
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ancalagon the Black from Tolkien's legendarium is a supernatural dragon bred and empowered by Morgoth, not a biological creature bound by real caloric requirements. Tolkien's world features magic such as lembas, sustained by the life of Aman beyond ordinary nutrition.
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Ancalagon
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Dragons
tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Lembas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragons_i…
Kibae retweeted
having siblings really is the easiest way to notice how different people turn out even if raised under the exact same conditions 😭😭😭
Kibae retweeted
Lord in heaven. The kinds of cases we pray for. 😭😭😭 Hapa hata spinal injury mbili tu, uko set. Throw in an amputation, then baaaas!!
Kibae retweeted
One of the major reasons why i never applied for HELB at the University was because my Dad could afford paying fees but would never help me in repaying the loan if i took it.
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This is in principle a formal alcohol ban whose outcome will be
1. The police will harass, arrest, extort bribes and kill people in their 20s (even 26 year olds) for looking like 21 year olds
2. Anything alcoholic in a car will be regarded as transportation of alcohol - bribes
You will not access your favourite alcoholic drink in a supermarket and many public places if Parliament passes a new Bill that also seeks to raise the drinking age from the current 18 to 21 years.
The Alcoholic Drinks and Drugs Control Laws (Amendment) Bill 2026, which seeks to amend the Alcoholic Drinks Control Act (Cap 121), sets tough conditions to manufacturers, sellers and consumers of alcoholic drinks.
The government Bill, sponsored by Majority Leader in the National Assembly Kimani Ichung’wah, is the latest in a series of moves to confront the illicit alcohol and drinking problem across the country. Read more: zurl.co/fGqHn
Kibae retweeted
You're the last person who should be tweeting freely amongst us sex offender. But here we are.
My friend Omwami @edwinsifuna you are the last person who should be celebrating Donald Trump Republican mid term defeat.
Kibae retweeted
Because medically theres no such thing as virginity or the concept of "hymen tearing" these are all cultural myths and the local doctors refuse to burden themselves with correcting it. The vaginal opening has a sphincter-like ring of muscle known as "hymen" and it relaxes+
Kibae retweeted
Talarico stole the @LindaMwananchi_ victory speech we were to give in August 2027.
It now appears the World Bank has gotten its hands on our plan.
#LindaKatiba
Kibae retweeted
🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 KENYAAAAAAA!!!!!
NAIROBI, you’re on the detention list. 🇰🇪🔥
I’m coming to Sarit on December 18 for DANCEHALL DETENTION WITH KONSHENS — The High School Reunion. We’re taking it back to the riddims we grew up on, and I wanna hear you sing every word.
📅 Friday, December 18, 2026
📍 Sarit Expo Centre, Nairobi
🎟️ First Bell (Early Bird) tickets are on sale now at hustlesasa.com & tikiti.co.ke.
Tag the crew you used to run with. I’ll see you in detention. 🔊
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