i cannot stress enough how little i care about what flavor of internet stranger you are, as long as you are nice to me specifically

Joined December 2014
riddlefoal 💚 retweeted
Ms. Sloyannn why do u keep hiding those hips & thick thighs from us
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The people (I) demand a bisexual Amanda Seyfried movie, so I'll be there.
Amanda Seyfried says the marketing for Jennifer’s Body ruined what she considers a perfect movie. Amanda Seyfried: “I can’t critique this movie. To me, it’s a perfect movie. It’s got balls.” “Diablo Cody was outspoken and beautiful and smart and funny, and we were expressing a certain angst in a very, very specific comedic way, in a very specific genre.” “The special effects were incredible. There were stunts, there was, like, everything that you could want, and girl-on-girl action.” “If the critics criticized anything, it would be the marketing. The marketing sucked. It just did. And we all agree.” “Karyn is a fierce advocate of women and storytelling. She’s able to enhance the relationships between women on film and TV. She’s very human and very sensitive, and I felt like she cared deeply about the story underneath all of it.” “She got it all and she put it together so beautifully. And the marketing team cheapened it. Like it was just, you know, a romp, a gory romp. I think they ruined it.” “I’m looking forward to the sequel. They’re working on it. I already said thumbs up. I was like, whenever you’re ready, I’m ready.” “I want to play Needy. I love Needy.”
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A female police officer offered to suck my penis. I politely declined. Ma’am, I am a woman with a pussy
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hi (friendly intent) (sexual intent) (harmful intent)
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she stroganoff my beef
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cate blanchett is so fucking hot i can’t do this
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I get emotionally attached to people who let me merge
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If you don’t like my takes there’s no reason for you to be following me
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Transition would have saved him
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we need to unite against our common enemy here: people who never talk to you and just tell their other friends you’re an awful person whose suchhhh a bitch
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in 35 years, someone will ask me about your laugh or the shape of your eyes and i will describe them in excruciating detail. i will describe you like you’re carved at the back of my hand.
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I love earfucking after a shower
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Fighting fire with fire by subjecting myself to new bigger heartache so the other ones don’t seem so bad
Healing the relationship wound of what bro we all got em - just make different wounds
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need an emotional support cock
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Tbh if you’re paying for Twitter you lowk deserve to be jumpscared by the giant hand
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I hate small talk, let's shut up
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Replying to @bashfoal
like seriously sometimes i forgot it even happened / that i said it bc it was such a Nothing Moment in real time but in reality i hurt ur feelings and u decided to harbor that instead of just talking to me?? grow up highkirkuinely
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god you're the worst. i've Got to fuck you
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“you shouldn’t watch body horr-”
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