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My secret to Twitter is that Every time I feel that somebody has successfully dunked upon me I get up and go to the piano and play Written on the Sky by Max Richter to my unnervingly large plant
two engineers are walking down the street.
one says "i think i found a bug in our app".
the other says "are you crazy? if it were a bug, the unit economics of agentic coding in 2026 dictate that it would have been fixed already"
"ah," the first one nods. "it must be a feature"
I solved Marianne's Patternist puzzle and found: "IN EVERYTHING". Looking for the other archetypes to complete the phrase. #byemarianne
i went to scotland and ireland and i came away understanding why people love "pubs"
Replying to @tranz_schubert
LAST NIGHT I WAS AT A BAR AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT OF SOME TWO MINUTES THE SOUND SYSTEM SHUT OFF AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER WITHOUT SCREAMING IT WAS PLEASANT AND ENJOYABLE IT WAS JUST SUCH A SHOCKING DIFFERENCE WE NEED TO HAVE A RECKONING ABOUT THIS
i already know how my claude would answer that trend; but i think the summary would make me sound worse, so i'll just paste it
bashu, thanks retweeted
you know what would be funny. list all of your mutuals you can remember without saying their names















