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@bilbybrangle

Matthew Broderick killed two people

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Joined September 2016
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could careen down the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic and collide into a car with an elderly woman and her 28 year old daughter killing them both.
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saying land ho as i crash my boat into a dock and cause massive infrastructural damages over $1,000,000
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My shishya has betrayed me again
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Colonoscopies if they were AWESOME
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Poisoned by mine enemies
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Greenie@GreenieGaesNov 6
Man this fanfiction stuff is EASY.
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@photon010Nov 7
This is how it feels.
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We must encourage the bearification of Mamdani
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how it feels to go on a walk by yourself
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Now imagine, if you will, a penis and balls
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redrum
@griffisuNov 6
watching my cigarette ash gently dance in the wind before settling in the eyes of a baby in a stroller
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spinning a basketball on top of my eyeball and screaming
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The GameCube Theme is a lost Beatles artefact
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North Carolina is undefeated this week
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@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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jake@wormpullerNov 6
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Beautiful Girls

Beautiful Girls

Sean Kingston · Beautiful Girls · Song · 2007

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Bomb your local gas stations just kidding
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Duolingo at 8am: it would be a shame if you lost your streak today, you fat, lazy sack of shit
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@Trail_CamsNov 5
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@grdenrrNov 4
you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
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I died for 4 minutes in my sleep last night
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My frame rate is dropping irl
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