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Matthew Broderick killed two people

Joined September 2016
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saying land ho as i crash my boat into a dock and cause massive infrastructural damages over $1,000,000
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Colonoscopies if they were AWESOME
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Man this fanfiction stuff is EASY.
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This is how it feels.
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how it feels to go on a walk by yourself
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watching my cigarette ash gently dance in the wind before settling in the eyes of a baby in a stroller
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spinning a basketball on top of my eyeball and screaming
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The GameCube Theme is a lost Beatles artefact
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North Carolina is undefeated this week
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
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Being straight is now punishable by death. Time to start sucking dick, boys
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all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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well she sounds a mess tho
A little monster Angelica Nero, just 4 years old, recreated the "Abracadabra" music video. 🖤🥰
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Esse é o maior print de todos os tempos
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how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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Replying to @PopCrave
i’d tell 9 year old noah wyle to fuck off too
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