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No offense to all the YouTubers out there, but god I hate learning from video. I'll take a well-written blog any day of the week.
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I’ve been programming for 14 years, and it still bothers me that sorting algorithms don’t sort. They order.
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Hey what's that sound? It's a brand new episode of Darknet Diaries! 👀 🎧 Ep 132 - Sam the Vendor This is the story of how @DoingFedTime became a darknet market vendor. darknetdiaries.com/episode/1…
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.
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For a later thread: please reply to this tweet with questions interviewers have asked prospective candidates. Good, bad, red flags, things you wish you had a better answer for, etc. I'm working on a Thing.
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I just got an email which claims "The metaverse will be the most complicated machine ever built." This is the part where the tech bros all nod and agree, and anyone who knows anything about, say, a Rolls-Royce Trent 900 turbofan laughs so hard that a little bit of wee comes out.
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“Now does he feel his title Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe Upon a dwarfish thief..." Macbeth, Act V, Scene II
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Fantastic! Thank you children and parents for such a lovely message. We miss you all and can’t wait to see you all in person! 🌈🥰
Replying to @BrockholesCofE
@BrockholesCofE Here’s a message from some of the Year 1 Children! 🥰Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine this weekend ☀️
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I'm available for hire, please share. I'm looking for Companies in need of a Senior or Lead Frontend Developer specialising in JavaScript. See my LinkedIn for more information, thanks! uk.linkedin.com/in/jamiemaso… #javascript #frontend #css #webdev #reactjs #frontenddeveloper
Is this still the case? Let us know your thoughts.⁣ ⁣ Liam Hutchinson on “Do you need a formal education to work in digital?” back in 2016. Watch full talk: youtu.be/r_5oyLZ40-4
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I don’t regard @BorisJohnson as prime minister. He doesn’t represent me or the nation’s interests in any way at all. Retweet if you agree.
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Astonishing. #BrexitVote falls 202 for 432 against. Majority of 230 against. Time for @peoplesvote_uk.
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COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake COWORKER: amy please not right now
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Seeing this for first time. Former Royal Marine with Parkinson’s cries with joy after feeling improvement. Millions of hours of patient experimentation, by unheralded women and men in white coats, made this possible. Science is glory xitter.gq/kwilli1046/status/1050…
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Flickr goes from 1 TB of free storage to just 1,000 photos and is handling this transition in the biggest nightmare scenario for a free service. Download or they delete them for you. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Please RT if you are a man who has never been in a bar fight.
I don’t know one guy, including myself, who wasn’t in a bar fight. Not a single one.
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Hey! I'm on the hunt for coders that are a) women, b) LGBT, c) PoC, or d) all of the above, for a story I'm working on. If that's you, my DM's are open! 👏🏻 and please share this post far/wide, etc – at Manhattan, NY
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rt if you grew up going to the library just trying to prove a point
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My mom is in her 50s and is worried it’s too late for her to get her PhD. RT if you think she should go for it
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