@choppeduncle

jeepers

 some hideous skirt convention
Joined April 2020
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitOct 24
idk how to explain this, but December is 12, February is 2, August is 8, September is 9, October is 10, November is 11, March is 3, June is 6, May is 5, April is 4, July is 7, and January is 1.
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When i first saw a piece of a2 i felt like i had met a celebrity
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pip🫧 aatober🥳@gloww0rmsOct 23
Ur blatantly just not me nan
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GenevA!@r0tsukoOct 21
frank@pink2771Oct 21
fuck the sparkling water community
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mr boozey🍂🎃@ihearttdaveOct 19
Me on letterboxd
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weh@bickduttboobaOct 17
ari🦄☮️#BAREFOOTtwt@nevershoutariOct 15
fic writers PLEASE use the multiple other words for ‘says’ oh my god
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Roony@RoonystersOct 17
Life is beautiful for an hour sometimes
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☆@KlLLSLOVEOct 16
like even HER SWEETHEART NICKNAME!!!!!! IT WASNT HERS ANYMORE SUZANNE TOOK IT AND GAVE IT TO ANOTHER CHARACTER FIRST WHAT THE HELL WAS THE NEED TO DISRESPECT THEIR CHARACTERS THIS WAY?
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cat@sapphirescatOct 16
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 15
"When she gives Haymitch the flint striker, she is literally giving him the spark, which will ultimately light the flame that is a revolution. There’s no Katniss without Lenore Dove." — Nina Jacobson, producer of ‘The Hunger Games’ franchise
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daiu@lethevibesOct 16
cuando era chica siempre queria hacer slime pero nunca tenia borax ahora trabajo en un laboratorio en el q hay 1 kg de borax q ni se usa y podria llevarme un poco para hacer un poco de slime pero no lo hago la vida es muy injusta
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belu🇦🇷;;@yamsluneOct 13
cuando tuve q desintalarme el sudoku y el solitario pq me obsesione tanto q empecé a ver cartas y números por todos lados
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señorita@NOToggpOct 13
#NotAllWomen
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@basedmotionOct 13
Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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ri ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･@AQUAKTTYOct 12
the only time straight men wanna dismantle the patriarchy is when the topic is them paying for dates and taking out the trash LMFAOO
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 11
i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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striking while the iron’s hot, I see
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@YouTubeOct 10
two word horror story: skibidi toilet
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肌無し / NS@NSBlanchiOct 11
The Dan Hentschelification of comedy.
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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 10
russian drake: you used to Call me on my Telegram channel #regionaldifferences #beautifulworld
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 10
God it’s me from Twitter can I please have some money or anything
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