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cernderg

@clovapus

part time dip shit

 Denver, CO
Joined March 2011
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Paul@orangepaulpNov 7
truth nuke
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
riri ☆ (@ravenousrexia) profile pictureriri ☆@ravenousrexiaNov 4
i will never dry fast
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disha@yzybbyNov 5
somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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NAH COME OUTSIDE PUSSY @realDonaldTrump
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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and that’s why his name is Courage
AKT (@Aloo_Ki_Tikki) profile pictureAKT@Aloo_Ki_TikkiNov 3
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) profile picture
Noor ✭
@NoorthevirgoNov 4
How we all feelin rn
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
No more white Santa
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Imagine how twitter will be when it happens tho
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tytacobell@tytacobellNov 4
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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slice@sliceofheckNov 3
Just voted a ridiculous number of times. I just kept voting and voting. I couldn’t stop. The booth was too hot. I was so sweaty. Everything was spinning. ICE shot me multiple times. I didn’t even feel it
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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This made me emotional
Firefox (@firefox) profile pictureFirefox
@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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brian@brianonhereOct 27
Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Nate (@n8gallagher) profile pictureNate@n8gallagherOct 26
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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