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cernderg

@clovapus

part time dip shit

 Denver, CO
Joined March 2011
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Paul@orangepaulpNov 7
truth nuke
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
riri ☆ (@ravenousrexia) profile pictureriri ☆@ravenousrexiaNov 4
i will never dry fast
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disha@yzybbyNov 5
somewhere in a perfect and ideal alternate reality, everyone is overly obsessed with brainmaxxing instead of looksmaxxing. clavicular is now known as curricular
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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NAH COME OUTSIDE PUSSY @realDonaldTrump
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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and that’s why his name is Courage
AKT (@Aloo_Ki_Tikki) profile pictureAKT@Aloo_Ki_TikkiNov 3
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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Noor ✭ (@Noorthevirgo) profile picture
Noor ✭
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How we all feelin rn
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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noah kulwin@nkulwNov 4
No more white Santa
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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tytacobell@tytacobellNov 4
How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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slice@sliceofheckNov 3
Just voted a ridiculous number of times. I just kept voting and voting. I couldn’t stop. The booth was too hot. I was so sweaty. Everything was spinning. ICE shot me multiple times. I didn’t even feel it
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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brian@brianonhereOct 27
Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Nate (@n8gallagher) profile pictureNate@n8gallagherOct 26
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
犬猫びより (@view_of_NEW) profile picture犬猫びより@view_of_NEWOct 19
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Her hat is a singular act of genius
rebekah (@rebekah_e_s) profile picturerebekah@rebekah_e_sOct 15
it is heartening to know ap european history student humor is alive and well
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getting absolutely wrecked by this today
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