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Massachusetts, USA
Joined August 2009
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Bryan Cranston is Willem Dafoe as Robin Williams in Jumanji
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Yesterday on @AroundtheHorn, @minakimes said "LSU's only chance of stopping Jalen Milroe on the ground is if they let Omar Bradley [the actual Bengal tiger] play defense." Not sure a prediction has ever proven more accurate. 12/185/4 for Milroe. Give her her points @TonyReali
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Here's my pitch, one Pixel screenshot's worth of principles for Matt Yglesias (and Taibbi, while we're at it)
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Because Wasserman is of the pundit class, people who don't know shit are lighting up his mentions but the takeaway is probably correct Kamala had the burden of the *perceptions* of the Biden presidency on her back and did about as well as could be expected
Latest numbers: across the seven battleground states, the '20-'24 swing towards Trump was ~3.1 pts. Across the other 43 states (+DC), it was ~6.7 pts. Bottom line: the Harris campaign swam impressively against some very strong underlying currents.
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you can't win over dipshits unless you are a dipshit
People saying Harris should have done Joe Rogan are missing the point. That wouldn’t have helped her. Liberals need to BUILD THEIR OWN JOE ROGAN. Somebody who can speak to the people he speaks to, without being a guy who wants to kiss ass to billionaires like Elon Musk.
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The critical thing to remember is that Israel and Russia both want Trump to win.
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The only way to describe Chappell Roan's first look on #SNL is "Bonnie Raitt of Frankenstein"
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Miles Bridges doesn't deserve to be on a basketball court, and now, he isn't
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that's one of the dumbest and most baffling fouls I've ever seen a basketball player commit and Grant Williams gets ejected for it, wow
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you'd think @Flash_Garrett is the one who got hit in the head with a helmet from the way he talks about his serial rapist teammate here
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if we're making ridiculously early pronouncements, Ashton Jeanty should win the Heisman he has over 1000 rushing yards and 15 rushing TDs for Boise State and it's not even halftime of the 5th game
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it turns out that the reason Oliva Nuzzi wrote these pieces was that she had RFK Jr in her various orifices for the last 9 months but hey, it's not like ethics matter in journalism, right?
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there is no reason to pitch to Juan Soto with first base open just walk him and walk Judge and let the rest of the lineup try beat you, you fools
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Nick Castellanos remembering 9/11 the only way he knows how: hitting a first inning dong
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the Ethiopian distance runners keep front-running every race and then getting cooked in the last 400-600 meters and not medaling and yet they have not changed their tactics at all.
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they did it in back to back races! why!
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Hoppel is the 7th fastest man to ever run the 800, and he didn't medal because 3 of the 6 in front of him (Wanyoni, Sedjati, and now, Arop) were also in the race. Unreal.
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if Walz had been in charge of the more famous DGA they wouldn't have caved to the studios at the earliest opportunity
Kansas Gov. ⁦@LauraKellyKS⁩ takes over DGA with Walz now the VP pick
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[cheering at that clearly amazing gymnastics routine] announcer: she messed that up real bad
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