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Col

@countcol

Ex cop. Post humour, art and good stuff. My tweets may not be totally original, I follow all views without endorsement. LCFC.

 East Midlands, England
Joined June 2012
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. At least it was in tune.
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ASDA offering free diabetes tests directly above a mountain of chocolate. Whoever arranged that display deserves a promotion in the irony department.
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Play it backwards and you get all your stuff back 😎 #toptip #CountryMusic
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Living with a cat.. 😅
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. No man on this pan? This dunny is just for fanny?
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Backstreet, Jarrow, 1937, photo by Bill Brandt.
Image from Brian Groom (@GroomB)
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. That's why Lisa is Moning. Stuck to the wallk all day.
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. Did I hear voices? No. No one there
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A swapsies ?
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Image from English page (@Bestenglishpage)
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. No one thinks of whatbthe black pudding went through.
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. Trouble was you were still old then.
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You mean I've got to do all that adulting again!!!
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You could've picked a better year, widespread riots, hunger strikes, mass unemployment and aids first case.
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I just watched a show called ‘Ten Ways To Avoid Shark Attack.’ I was surprised to see that stay out of the sea wasn’t one of them.
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Hehe 😂
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I hope the ’trick or treaters’ are hungry tonight. I’ve made them some sand witches………
Image from Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 (@daveguitarjones)
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happy November illus. Hergé
Image from Marysia (@marysia_cc)
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🤣
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It's incredible that parents set that up for the kids 😅
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