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Jarda Klapek

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Joined January 2025
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yearning for a sizzlin' caramel apple pie skillet right about now 😩
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Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral
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If your anaconda doesn't have anything nice to say, don't let it say anything at all
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Isaac@isaacturnersongAug 23
I think thusfore there I am perhaps
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Dr. Bооb@freezingfleshAug 17
nobody ever taught me how to dougie
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Kyle@tonyhawkbrosk8Aug 10
if you're hot then turn on the fan. but if you're not then don't
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aj@ajbabyboiAug 11
A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning
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tasman
@lildorothy_Aug 5
my boss pointed at his wall of animals he's hunted and said i'm next
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Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol performing 'Moscow Nights,' 1982.
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i like food
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Image from i like food (@messedupfoods)
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soup🕷️
@thrluvAug 3
don't ask ai. ask me. i can also drink a ton of water & tell you the wrong answer
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Carly Jerk@tylergriftAug 3
going to the bathroom to “piss” using my “penis”
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frick@gofrickurselfAug 3
What are your intentions with my balls
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Alien Perspective
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My Applebee's waitress watching me put another $20 worth of Creed into the TouchTunes...
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