Dan OMahoneySchwartz (@dannyoms) profile picture
New York, NY
Joined January 2009
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Orange and BLUE Wave brought to you by Landry Shamet
Stephen A Smith says the Knicks want to decline Donald Trump's White House invite—despite team owner James Dolan's insistence. So I sifted through voting records of players (and their families!) as well as coaches and execs to try and understand the team's lean. issa new [eyeblack]. readeyeblack.com/p/voting-re…
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Patrick Stewart's entire body of work, but as Picard in particular, is something that connects the person I am today with who I was as a kid. It collapses time for me. I still have the same awe and fascination with his performance and belief that it represents the best of us.
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Grimes shared his side of this story. He said he went into two separate wrong houses before calling JJ, who told him to stop going into houses and that he'd be there in two minutes
JJ Redick just told a story at the Spectrum desk about Quentin Grimes accidentally going into his neighbor's guest house, using their pool and posting about it on IG when JJ invited Grimes to stay with him in the Hamptons. Grimes went to the wrong address.
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idk i feel like they should fill it with something else
Mayor Mamdani filling the 200,000th pothole in Bushwick with city workers
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Jalen Brunson says he will never call himself the “King of New York” because it comes off as “self-centered” Brunson staying humble 💯 (via @RoadTrippinShow)
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Child: It’s the mayor. Mamdani: *laughs* Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king. Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.
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Harden fried that loser 😭❤️‍🩹
This Enes Kanter clip should never ever die.
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With Mamdani on vacation, NYC has been left defenseless. Park Slope has now fallen to the British
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THE THING ABOUT PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL IS THAT, YOU GOTTA BE HALFWAY DECENT AT IT.
Kilmeade: Enes Kanter Freedom should be in the NBA—they kicked him out because he was too conservative.
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A little too on the nose to use a picture of NYC-DSA protesting Trump
Replying to @ThirdWayMattB
As my colleague Jon Cowan told the Times, we plan to “target the Democratic Socialists of America movement, which [we] believe poses a “mortal danger” for Democrats.” 4/
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NEW: New Yorkers have started a trend of tagging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to report problems around the city and the fixes are happening so quickly that the videos are going viral. A dangerous playground hazard was repaired after a resident wrote a letter. A pothole was filled the same day it was posted online. And ahead of this week’s heat wave, the city installed temporary water fountains in Prospect Park. The message from City Hall: no problem is too small to fix.
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lol
I, for one, do not want to eat the suspiciously green bananas from the government store.
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👆 Your eternal reminder that the reality of trans athletes in America is so vastly different from what grifters want to scare you into believing.
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NYC vs USA right now is literally Ice Cream For Everyone vs Diarrhea Forever
Mamdani: In a win for every ice cream lover across New York City, we will work with the state to do away with the frozen dessert permit that requires restaurants to seek out a superfluous second permit for what they’re already doing: serving food. No more treat-sploitation, as we say. Right now, barbershops need three licenses to cut hair: one to be a barber, one to own the shop, and one from the city on top of both. The state of affairs is frankly anti-fade, and we will not stand for it, which is why we will work with the state to streamline these licenses as well. And to the bingo enthusiasts out there, for too long, the potential earnings of a hot streak at bingo have been capped by arcane rules that no longer reflect how the game is actually being played. With OPEN, DCWP will remove unnecessary regulations, including prize limits. These are just a few of the improvements we are proud to announce today as we make it clear we are in the pocket of Big Abuela.
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For a socialist who once opined that New York would be better off without billionaires, Zohran Mamdani — the mayor of a city with more billionaires than any other city on the globe — sure doesn’t mind basking in the investment boom that is currently sweeping through Gotham. “What we’re seeing is multibillion-dollar investments in our city and a recommitment to the very neighborhoods that not that long ago we were told would never rise again,” Mamdani told political columnist Errol Louis during a sit-down at Gracie Mansion. “It is truly an incredible day for our city and all the announcements we’ve heard about companies committed to the city’s future.” Less than a year ago, prominent New Yorkers were fearfully predicting that Mamdani and his fellow socialists would chase billionaires, commerce, and jobs out of New York. “We don’t want more people to leave New York. We don’t want businesses to leave New York,” billionaire investor John Catsimatidis said last November. “One percent of New Yorkers pay 48 percent of the taxes. If there’s an exodus, machine kaput.” But the trend is clear: big business is embracing the city maybe more than ever. “New York City may be led by a democratic socialist who spends a lot of time castigating big business and landlords and leading a progressive coalition determined to raise taxes on the wealthy and corporations,” writes business journalist Greg David in the City Reporter, “but leaders at some of the largest companies and professional service firms remain firmly committed to New York.” Read more from Louis: nymag.visitlink.me/4e9HIZ
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opening a bag of Funyuns while being struck by a hammer is the new AI Turing Test
Introducing NEO’s 25 Degrees of Freedom, tendon-driven hands — nearing or surpassing human-level dexterity, strength, speed, and reliability. For seventy years, robotics worked around the hand problem. The humanoid bet is the reverse: it lives or dies at the fingertips.
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Imagine being a firefighter and Wes Anderson comes up to you in an all white suit and says “Um, can I ask— do you have— when you guys— was this experience— do you have any theory of what was… wrong with it, or.” The dream
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