Mostly on bsky now, just back for occasional comedy updates. Eng director @ Epic Games, former Mojang, Amazon, etc. He/him. Tweets are my own if it matters
Seattle, WA, USA
Joined October 2008
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Remembering the indie rock-paper-scissors game I was working on that had awesome 3D animation by one of my talented friends, looked cool as hell, then I worried there wasn't enough depth to the gameplay and stacked on an entire card collecting mechanic
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I think the main difference between cavill and david's superman is that henry saves people like a cop while corensupes saves people like a firefighter
I can’t be the only one who never saw the “r” in “circadian rhythm” well into their 20s, and just assumed it was named after how cicadas migrate or something
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Alf Clausen, Emmy-Winning Composer for 'The Simpsons,' Dies at 84 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
Thinking about splicing together all the cutscenes from TLoU1/2 as an alternative to watching the HBO show
I can't believe what a near-miss this UX is for @SlackHQ. Yes I want to schedule it tomorrow, because it's now after-hours for the recipient. No, I want to schedule it for *their* 9 AM, so they can see it ASAP during work hours, not *my* 9 AM, when they're on lunch.
Like a good neighbor, @StateFarm has an aggressively hostile phone tree that takes up to 3 minutes to speak to an actual human
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Fortnite is BACK on the App Store in the U.S. on iPhones and iPads... and on the Epic Games Store and AltStore in the E.U! It’ll show up in Search soon!
Get Fortnite on the App Store in the U.S. ➡️ fn.gg/US-AppStore
Tony Dalton snuck onto #TheLastOfUsSeason2 like an assassin and killed for 3 straight minutes of television before vanishing back into the night
I knew Clara Obscur was made by a French studio but I was unprepared for just how French it was going to be
Whatever they did to Siri, I can no longer set a timer for 50 minutes without it being heard as 15. I have to spell it out “five-zero”. This never used to be a thing, not for Siri or any of the other million-dollar kitchen timer voice assistants.
I’m recovering from surgery and the babysitter texts my wife with “Dan’s gonna have an aneurysm…” because of dogs & kids & noise and ofc involuntary AI summary leads off with DAN HAD AN ANEURYSM, thanks for making my wife shit her pants #appleintelligence #appleai
I wish I was a judge. Not because I think I'd be good at all that legal stuff. But I'd enjoy having a good reason to correct lawyers in my court that misuse "begs the question".