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BREAKING:
Sleep researchers confirm that when an ADHD partner stays up until 1:30 AM scrolling or playing games even though they have to wake up at 6:30 AM and are exhausted—it’s called "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination," and it is triggered by Daytime Autonomy Starvation.
If you get frustrated watching your partner stay up way too late and wake up grumpy every morning, here is what is actually happening inside their brain: 1/6
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Trump will remain President, but what he CANNOT do now:
Cannot approve any laws:
He needs Congress. With Democrats at 90, all his legislative proposals will be blocked.
2. Cannot secure funding:
Congress controls the budget. No financing for his MAGA projects, the Wall, etc.
3. Faces the risk of impeachment: Democrats can launch investigations and even proceed with impeachment.
4. Cannot appoint judges/officials freely: The Senate will block his choices.
5. Cannot conclude major foreign deals:
Trade agreements, war funding require Congress's approval.
In short: He will remain in the White House, sign executive orders, but Congress and Courts can overturn them. President in name, powerless in reality.
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The last time Texas had a Democrat Governor the Houston Rockets were the 1 seed and won back to back NBA Championships.
A Democrat has just become Governor of Texas. The Houston Rockets are currently the 1-seed.
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BREAKING: Democrats win both the House and Senate, officially sweeping the midterm elections.
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You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news
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America is like a battered wife who finally picked herself up, fought back, and WON.
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Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
