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Just like the Demon Cat from Adventure Time, I have approximate knowledge of many things

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Joined August 2008
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DSA is 85 percent white. Nice try though
Replying to @ChrisCadence
DSA is majority black (with many black women), you should know what you're talking about before you speak on this.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
DSA is not majority Black. Internal demographic data shows the organization is majority white. An official 2021 national survey found 85% of respondents were white and 4% Black, while a 2026 survey found 66% of new members were white and 6% Black. democraticleft.dsausa.org/wp-content/upl… theguardian.com/us-news/2026/o…
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Lefties be like: "w-we've got our thumb on the b-base!!! We know p-politics!!!" *loses the only non-gerrymandered flipped D->R seat* Meanwhile, Schumer:
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Republicans win Leftists meltdown Democrats win leftists meltdown Maybe it’s them
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“We must get rid of Jeffries and Schumer after they organized historic wins for Democrats! They're bad for the party!" Says leftists who spent all summer fawning over a rapist with a Nazi tattoo.
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Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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Simon retweeted
Gabby Williams DELIVERED in Game 7! 🏆 30 PTS 🏆 28 2H PTS (WNBA Finals Record) 🏆 4 3PM 🏆 2 STL 🏆 4 BLK She clinched the WNBA Finals MVP with tonight's performance, leading the @valkyries to their first championship in franchise history!
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That Brooklyn dad dude is a creep. A leftist grifter is not Democrat.
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it was so funny seeing ppl demand that she has to do more. they needed to be specific bc now she’s doing the most
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Simon retweeted
If the Jewish community tells you that the rhetoric from a particular candidate and their surrogates is anti-Semitic and they are concerned about their safety, believe them.
12 people now indicted in Michigan for a campaign of terror against Jews and anyone tied to Israel. Jars of noxious chemicals thrown into family homes. Windows smashed. Homes marked with red inverted triangles, the symbol Hamas uses to mark targets for death. One allegedly threatened to slowly poison a victim once he became a doctor. Targets: the Jewish Federation of Detroit, UM regents, a campus cop, a student. This was never a "protest movement." It's Hamas tactics on American streets. apnews.com/article/activists…
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Simon retweeted
IN JUST THEIR SECOND SEASON AS A FRANCHISE... THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Przywracanie rządów prawa jest naszym obowiązkiem. Po latach pisowskiego bezprawia to proces trudny, czasem bolesny i wymaga zdecydowanego działania. Innej drogi nie ma.
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Haley Stevens: Please pull the ad featuring Holocaust denier, Jan 6 lover, conspiracy theorist Tucker Carlson and directly disavow an ad aired in support of you trafficking in antisemitic tropes. Abdul El-Sayed: Fuck you and fuck everyone who voted for you.
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Simon retweeted
Leftists: Dems secretly want Abdul to lose! Also leftists: here’s me sabotaging Dems ✌️😘✌️
Casted my vote at the battle box #vote
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Simon retweeted
The Uncommitted movement was much worse, and if liberals and Dems did anything even remotely close to this yall would call it treason.
If one more person compares the situation in MI with the Uncommitted movement I'm gonna lose it. Uncommitted was a primary play. By this point in the cycle the Uncommitted leaders were literally running anti-Trump ads. Stop twisting history to justify your own shitty behavior.
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Can’t relate, I never once thought Adnan Syed was innocent. It was major malpractice to let Sarah Koenig, who was blatantly psychosexually obsessed with Syed, host a sensationalistic podcast to exonerate him when he was very obviously manipulating her the entire time.
Have you guys ever gone back and listened to Season 1 of Serial and thought "wait, why did we think he was innocent?"
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My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Replying to @MarkRuffalo
We likely wouldn't have had the Iraq War if not for Ralph Nader you absolute mid wit
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Spurs legend Tim Duncan was spotted standing in line with other voters in San Antonio for the 2026 midterm elections. (Via @JeffGSpursZone )
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Tom Steyer wasted a quarter of a BILLION fucking dollars on his vanity primary campaign and has since vanished. Why aren’t ✌🏼progressives✌🏼 furious that he’s not out campaigning?
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The way an antisemitic heckler walks out of this Jewish comedian's show when he challenges her is the whole Free Palestine movement in a nutshell. She didn't care about defending Palestinians. She tried to make a Jew feel ashamed for existing, and when it didn't work, she just left. Good riddance.
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