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staying here only grants the worst people legitimacy (leaving this account up as a archived narrative of how Musk ruined this place)

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Joined February 2009
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Pay $8 a month for the right to shit in the toilet I built with my bare hands? Buddy I’ll just go shit in the forest like I used to
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linktr.ee/drilreal dont you dare click on this illegal list of web sites that are better than twitter
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Abusing security warnings for gratuitously anti-competitive purposes is more likely to heighten people's curiosity about the competition (look up "Streisand Effect" if you're unclear on this dynamic) and also likely to push some users to disregard legitimate security warnings.
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getting banned from twitter for sharing real-time updates on Santa Claus’s flight path from NORAD
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Twitter yesterday: Perhaps we will require all users to share location data which we will then sell to other companies Twitter today: Using public information to track Elon’s plane? Straight to jail
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"Handing full access to internal details about users to Bari Weiss so she can publish random hits and dig around at her leisure" is an epic, massive, all-time privacy violation? We have no idea what she looked at! Could be anything and anyone!
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Bari Weiss is literally in the middle of a breathless "Twitter Files" thread describing Twitter implementing the exact policy that Elon Musk said he was going to institute three weeks ago.
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Three weeks apart
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Send a list of your tallest jenga towers with screenshots of the most salient pieces
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I'm at the hellsite I'm at the dumpster fire I'm at the combination hellsite and dumpster fire
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Elon is just demanding random people on his website tell him how it works now
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lol deleted
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Replying to @darth
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Neither of these tweets are real. @Chiquita is the official account for the produce company and @ChiquitaBrands has been inactive since 2013. twitter.com/Chiquita twitter.com/ChiquitaBrands
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I know an account that has become a parody.
Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio
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Any Twitter engineer being asked to certify compliance to a regulatory agency (such as the FTC) should seek independent (their own) legal advice before signing anything or making any statement to regulators. This is a bus you do NOT want to be thrown under.
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The “verified account can’t change their name” is a particularly brilliant touch. Amazing to watch a genius work in real time I always say
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