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lizard, girl

nyc
Joined March 2013
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when you wanna be somewhere
when ariana got married. 💍
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doesn’t matter because I’m going to the bar #markedsafe
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claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.
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i am a simple woman who doesn’t click the pictures if the guys aren’t smiling
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personally, i think you guys don’t find success on dating apps because this is how you talk about people.
our new columnist says that we're in "Late Stage Hinge"
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dear god it’s starting to look like old footage
Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
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Wearing this to work tomorrow
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driving through my college campus for the first time in years
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i love to make extended eye contact on the subway
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he’s ugly hot (which is good)
Full clip of James Talarico appearing on SNL.
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don’t have to tell your hot ass a thing oh yeah you just get it 😔✊
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who’s more inspirational: michelle obama or the girl who made buzz balls
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zoë retweeted
haha yeah i actually didn’t get hot until after high school so i had to develop a personality. then i was hot for about 4-5 years and wasn’t hot any more. then got hot again around 27, stayed hot for 6-8 months, chopped again, got hot for my 31st birthday, then
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a cowboy always finds a way to leave….
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56 seats now put up or shut up @hasanthehun
We have moved the Mississippi and Alaska U.S. Senate races to Lean Democratic on VoteHub.com. Both races remain too close to call.
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they should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones
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can’t believe I have to go to work when my phone is this good
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“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”
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If Blississippi happens they are straight up enslaving JD Vance
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