Profoundly ignorant. Trying to be less so. they/them I am no longer on the bird site, but I am on Mastadon: @djspinmonkey@hachyderm.io
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Well, there's pretty much zero chance I'm going to start using official clients, so unless the third party APIs start working again, I'm probably off the bird site. Been nice hanging out with folks, see you around. :-)
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Internship alert! This is a pretty cool opportunity to work alongside someone I greatly respect doing something I'm really passionate about & I know many in my network are also passionate about! #DEI #inclusion
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1/ "Leadership is a repeatable skill, not an art." Over 25 years ago, I attended a leadership session at Netscape, run by Jim Barksdale. It was a single hour that profoundly impacted my career.
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I'm looking for remote tech work!
I have been teaching code and coding (mostly ruby- and JS-adjacent stacks) for startups and big companies alike since 2014.
I'll be a multiplier on your team because my communication is clear, kind, and proactive and I write tests for my shit.
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Web technology secret: you do not have to ever
Frameworks: you do not have to
Libraries: you do not have to
Compile/build process: you do not have to
This decade's pre-processed CSS solution: you do not have to
Literally CSS, JS and 99.99% of HTML: you do not have to
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My new favorite holiday song is The imperial March and Chorus of the Bells. youtube.com/watch?v=66M8NwkR…
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I'm extremely on team "you do not have to" (as someone who only makes tiny websites, mostly by myself)
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New ChatGPT sport: have it write corporate memos with insane bullet points.
-Forgive me for the murder I committed
-We will hit quarterly steel crumpet goals
-The fish people are here to evaluate our offer. Make sure to speak to them only in fish. Include some fish people sayings
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The Oregon Health Authority and Clark County health officers are 'urging' people to wear masks indoors again.
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You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen
But they were all of them deceived
for another reindeer was made
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update: how should we respond to complaints about a non-binary guest in the bathrooms? dlvr.it/Sdx7SC
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there is no such thing as "unlimited" breadsticks. you will eventually die
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🧵 I’ve been unpleasantly surprised that some people seem to condone the public criticism of employees and/or the public firing of an employee for responding to this criticism.
Here are my thoughts on these topics, which I hope would be obvious to any decent leader. (1/22)
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How different would the world be today if instead of Bono forcing U2 on our devices, Andrew Eldritch gave us a new Sisters of Mercy album for free? Wow.
