take a shit, pal.
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if some body text you and you call them right back but they don’t answer its because they are taking a shit and don’t want you to smell it
in talks with the top democrats to sell them a bunch of “make adults girls again” hats to wear in front of the president so he will feel shame
dr science didn’t even think to put them shits on concrete cuz that wood didn’t catch on fire either
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thought up scamerica just now and im gonna keep saying it at the bar tonight until someone says it’s good then im going to tell them we should get that going
had to change the toilet paper roll again so haters can stop saying i don’t blow my nose and shit a lot
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Noticed birds perching on some lumber I’d left drying across multiple rungs of a ladder and thought “I should design something specifically for that” but the more I fleshed out the details I realized I was trying to invent a tree.
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"And that's why I can't cum unless there's a gun in in my mouth. Anyway, enough about me, can I get ya'll started with some appetizers?"
