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john sex

@doomballs

take a shit, pal.

 Mexico
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Joined May 2013
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Noticed birds perching on some lumber I’d left drying across multiple rungs of a ladder and thought “I should design something specifically for that” but the more I fleshed out the details I realized I was trying to invent a tree.
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"And that's why I can't cum unless there's a gun in in my mouth. Anyway, enough about me, can I get ya'll started with some appetizers?"
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I have over 30 juggabytes of data stored in the clown.
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ret@rad_milk29 Aug 2013
ok listen up. i only do two things behind this shed. kiss girls and say cusses. and im all out of girls, Hell Ass
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ret@rad_milk16 Jan 2013
mom told me to shut off my gameboy because its late and pokemon isjust a game. i laughed at her because its also a trading card and an anime
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deg@degg17 May 2014
me: theres a gay guy on this plane "Y2J" chris jericho: who is it? me: kiss me and i'll tell you
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Regular 200 mph winds and the loss of coastal cities is a small price to pay for being able to get tube socks on demand – at Grosse Pointe Farms, MI
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chuuch@ch000ch24 Aug 2013
*crawls back up a waterslide for 2 hours* did you say "go dudette" or "no not yet"
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Nipple rub looks good
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Please do not send me emails anymore as I have very little money.
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Can someone please delete me off of this text so I can quit receiving these messages
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ret@rad_milk4 Oct 2014
if i dont eat food i will die but if i do eat food it will turn into poop which i have to crap out of my butt. i cant fucking win
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When you give aunt Harriet one last kiss on the forehead as the ECG flatlines and then you stand up and realize your dip fell out <<<<<
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A lot of people assume I'm gay because I'm always sucking dudes off but I'm actually just a really nice guy
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I've been waiting years to unleash this bad boy to the world xitter.gq/SheaWhitaker/status/47…
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Dr. Drew
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FullSizeRender.jpg Way to go Bob.
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Is this your dog? Caught by Officer at Robinswood Park. Was wearing a sweater and blue pants, and very angry. Contact @VCAPetHealth Issaquah
Image from The Bellevue Police Department (WA) (@BvuePD)
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in 10th grade my math teacher said he went to school with the lady that played Elvira and halfway thru the sentence his voice lowered to indicate his horny level #MerryXmasElvira
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Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject
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