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now all that needs to happen is for the democrats do something i have never once seen them do in my entire life, which is do something with the legislative upper hand
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There is a particular dizzying dissonance about American violence: this country’s citizenry awaits with bated breath about electoral races that still push us, year after year, further into fascistic hell while global victims of their elected govt prepare for more bombs and death.
BREAKING: Iran has released a rare broadcast on state TV this morning, preparing and instructing citizens to survive a nuclear strike, including sheltering for at least 24 hours, issued by Isfahan emergency services.
It comes amid Tucker Carlson's warning that Trump may be days away from launching a nuclear strike on Iran under pressure from Netanyahu, with Pickaxe Mountain as the target.
The advisory, first issued on October 29, continues to air.
It is the first time Iran has issued a warning on how to survive a nuclear strike.
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this was the funniest thing in the history of things and american voters had to do the ONE thing that would render it less funny retroactively.
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To give you an idea of how insane the UK’s new anti-porn law is, people are pointing out you could potentially spend years in prison for filming *yourself* giving head and the Labour MP who pushed the law responds with “well maybe you shouldn’t be giving head anyway”
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It’s going to feel so good finding this at a random thrift shop in three years
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Genuinely how did she do this
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Arthur exhibits here many of the traits of domestication syndrome in mammals: floppy ears, depigmentation, a shortened muzzle, and perhaps behavioural neoteny. My guess is that if you sawed open his skull you'd find reduced brain volume relative to his wild counterparts.
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There’s nothing wrong with me plus I don’t have any wants or needs plus I don’t feel or think at all



































