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Michael Gove looks like a cow's penis that's been stung by 47 wasps and wrapped up in cling film by a lazy vet.
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HE'S FUCKING TINY! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This is totally dishonest. The White House didn’t work with Pope Leo XIV on securing this temporary ceasefire. Leo XIV was involved with this for months. Even while he was in the hospital recovering from lung cancer surgery, he called Putin and then Zelenskyy. The pope wasn’t a supporting actor. He was the protagonist.
Melania Trump tells me she spoke to both Zelensky and Putin about the Ukraine ceasefire: “We talked. We signed the agreement.” She thanked Pope Leo for his support and didn’t rule out a trip to Ukraine. POTUS said she’s doing better than his advisers.
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So in a nutshell: The Bell Review DID NOT find Jewish schoolchildren in Britain face rampant antisemitism. But because the news organisations were briefed with that as the top line, mainstream media ran with it. They WON’T correct the story - because that would make them look stupid. Journalism - dead.
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Somebody who works at South Ayrshire Council cannot spell the word "Council". Because of this, Scottish Power has been trying to bill me, Damian Counsell—FOR LITERALLY YEARS NOW—for electricity it has been providing to it.
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Perhaps the most stark and revealing (accidental?) admission in the David Bell 'antisemitism in UK schools report. Antisemitic attitudes aren't increasing, only anti-Israel ones are. That's what most of this is about. From the horse's mouth: assets.publishing.service.go…
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Reform UK's private police in Colchester have been given an official reprimand after they illegally handcuffed two teenage girls. Operation Vanguard is a private security patrol employed at the cost of £150,000 to the taxpayer, to wander the streets of Braintree, Chelmsford and Colchester. If we look a little further though, unsurprisingly, Reform UK have some serious questions to answer. The BBC reported yesterday that two of the private police patrol, run by a firm called My Local Bobby, were officially rebuked by the police for illegally detaining these girls. Essex Police said two offences of assault without injury were recorded and “learning requirements” had been “passed to the security staff employers”. The £150,000 contract for Operation Vanguard was awarded without tender to My Local Bobby by Peter Harris, Reform leader of the council. The goons handcuffed two teenagers they believed to be shoplifting, but these security staff have zero powers of detention under the law. As you can see from Essex County Council's own website FAQs below, they have no powers at all. It feels to me that the citizens of Essex should be aware of this fact and be prepared to stand up to these glorified store detectives. FAQs state that they cannot arrest people, they have no powers of stop and search, no power to ask questions and absolutely zero enforcement powers. They are literally performing 'citizens arrests' and being paid £150,000 by the council for it. If those in Essex know this then it could easily open the council up to substantial lawsuits if their vigilantes carry on 'arresting' people illegally. Reform UK are wasting public money again and setting themselves up to be sued. Again. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crly…
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This is absolutely insane. The UK seems to have been involved in the kidnapping of Maduro - and the story spiked by an MOD D-Notice. The kidnapping was the most brazen act of criminality, and UK involvement would almost certainly have been given with Starmer's sign-off. A wretched, wreck of a PM. An unforgivable assault on international law.
🚨 A UK defence editor had information that UK Special Forces operating in Central America were involved in the US kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro in Jan 2026 Article was never published after UK military's 'D-Notice' censorship body told the editor to spike it
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Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.
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The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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I will be speaking with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and his team this week to discuss Starshield, sanctions, and other matters pertaining to the defense of our strong ally, Ukraine. I will be assuring President Zelenskyy that anyone who attempts to limit the use of Starshield for Ukraine will be fully investigated and will be held fully accountable, to include public congressional oversight hearings, and immediate harsh and punitive budget cuts to any responsible agency or agency head. Congress will unequivocally reaffirm that Ukraine is an indispensable ally to the United States, that Russia is a self-declared enemy of the United States, and that the United States will 100% support and defend the people of Ukraine in their fight for their own freedom against this brutal, illegal, and unprovoked Russian invasion. The United States must provide any and all defensive equipment that Ukraine needs to defend itself. The United States must not import a single drop of Russian oil. Sanctions against the Russian regime must be harsher and stronger than they’ve ever been before. Each and every one of these items will be brought to the House Floor—and each and every one of these items will pass on the House Floor by an overwhelming margin. This is, after all, what Ronald Reagan would do. And this is what we will do now. Ukraine can, and will, defeat Russia. #PeaceThroughStrength
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I would never pay to see this garbage. It’s absolute trash. He ain’t even touching his guitar yet you hear all kinds of guitar parts. I don’t want to hear anyone defending this trash. There’s no defense for this. Hire another guitarist then. I want my live music live.
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I never get tired of reading this passage from John Cooper Clarke's memoir "I Wanna Be Yours” about the time he performed at the Cambridge Folk Festival alongside #Donovan
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NEW: Ten years on, Prime Minister @andyburnham tells @campbellclaret & @RoryStewartUK that there was ‘clear’ Russian interference in the Brexit vote. FINALLY after years of cover-ups & denials from the highest levels of the UK govt. That in itself deserves an inquiry. 1/
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The Pirates album 'Out Of Our Skulls' reviewed by Hugh Fielder in Sounds 8th, October 1977.
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Here is the BBC Panorama "Jeffrey Archer: A Life of Lies" which Terry Tyldesley and I broadcast on the night Archer went to jail in 2001: m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8E-aB…
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As well as being a politician and highly successful novelist, don't forget Jeffrey Archer was a pretty nasty fraudster - like his father. In short, he was a crook. Many broadcasters - some who never dared ask him any tough questions - will gloss over that today.
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Martin Freeman and Jim Broadbent star in A Ghost Story for Christmas: The Bride’s Chamber, as Mark Gatiss adapts Charles Dickens’ chilling tale. Coming to iPlayer this Christmas. Read more ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2026/m…
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He was a bomber. He made multiple explosive devices and had illegal stun guns. Would you be saying the same had it been an engineer from Afghanistan? Of course not. You’re happy with terrorists as long as they’re white.
A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded
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Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile… cps.gov.uk/national-news/…
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