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Medico-legal paraprofessional. Investigator for TV, press, and trash bins 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇮🇺🇦 https://xitter.gq/t.co/LytmqLnzNI

Berlin, Joensuu, Nantes
Joined December 2013
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Kudos to whomever made this video. It's accurately hilarious. 👇😂👇😂👇
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trump has gone MAD!
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The masculine urge to fire up Visual Basic 4, drag a few buttons onto a form, hook it up to a 33.6k modem, and casually build ChatGPT for Windows 95.
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Dr. Fake🏴‍☠️ earlightswindle 3.0 retweeted
BREAKING: FBI to officially change name to Paw Patrol
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Where has snow fallen at any point since 1940?
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😂🤣😂
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Peinliche Panne: Merz halbiert versehentlich falsche Partei der-postillon.com/2026/09/cd…
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„Remigrieren oder kremieren": Rostocker Oberarzt soll zutiefst menschenverachtende Kommentare verfasst haben. n-tv.de/der_tag/Remigrieren-…
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Dr. Fake🏴‍☠️ earlightswindle 3.0 retweeted
Revealing detail: mentions of fascism disappeared from Russian newspapers after the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Only re-appeared after Operation Barbarossa
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Anytime someone online calls themselves an “independent thinker” or “independent researcher,” you know you’re about to read some of the stupidest shit imaginable from someone spectacularly detached from reality. Their “independent” means independent of a working frontal cortex.
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Dr. Fake🏴‍☠️ earlightswindle 3.0 retweeted
Taking Dorie Miller’s name, a Navy sailor and Pearl Harbor hero, off an aircraft carrier and replacing it with Donald Trump’s is exactly as racist as you think it is.
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Finish your broccoli, there’s starving sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln
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Font matters.
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Nothing captures Solana’s “evolution” better than this image: a carefully curated concentration of casino promoters, paid shills, exit-liquidity engineers and professional attention merchants, all amplified as the face of the ecosystem. A breathtaking display of dignity, security awareness, intelligence and technical expertise. The future is clearly in excellent hands.
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#OnThisDay 1864 The Union & Confederate armies fought the Battle of Atlanta. Each army had a General from Cork present. Brigadier General 'Fightin' Thomas Sweeny (L) & Major General Patrick Cleburne (R). The Union Army won & besieged the city until September. #Ireland #History
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Didn't think it was possible for @SpaceX launches to get more exciting.
Standing down from today’s flight test attempt
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Dr. Fake🏴‍☠️ earlightswindle 3.0 retweeted
Der 84jährige Mitch McConnell wurde seit 6 Wochen nicht mehr gesehen. Hier der Beweis, dass es ihm gut geht 👇 Ich bin mir sehr sicher, dass das 99,9% aller MAGAs glauben. Und die restlichen 0,2% können kein Mathe.
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Finland has finally taken over the world
I will not elaborate further.
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Crypto explained in 24 seconds.
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