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Joined June 2021
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i just know Gwayne died a thousand deaths inside watching Ormund knight Daeron
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Put down the porn
During pregnancy check ups, The chances of your wife having sex with a doctor is higher than any man she will ever come across with .
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*claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me *claws at you* run away with me
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try an hour without sir patrick stewart
6 months without Charlie
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just saw a man COMPLAIN that his virgin wife wasn’t in pain and bleeding after their wedding night. brother wtf why would you WANT that?
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Scott Cawthon never wrote William Afton to be sympathetic or redeemable nor does he fetishize rape/SA I’m giving it to Scott
Who has Better Writing Decisions? Scott Cawthon or Vivziepop Debate!
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i mean…😌
do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes
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Когда чел узнал, что он дальтоник через Твиттер
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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ITS LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED
my autistic lawyer dad has been a lawyer for like 30yrs and he just admitted he didnt realize lawyers lied hes like but thats literally not allowed.
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i'm starting to think marvel is just a very expensive dating catalogue
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the word canon has lost all meaning
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actually maybe we dont hate dutch enough.
the way arthur lights up when dutch says “i was gonna say you’re like a son to me” IM SICK im so sick im gonna cry
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your heart’s not in it.
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THE ROOM, MOTHERFUCKER???? AO3 DIED AND YOU'RE MOCKING US
It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?
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I work for a suicide hotline. All my female co-workers constantly complain about men who claim to be "depressed" or "suicidal" but really just call up to jerk off on the phone.
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she’s been serving this exact face for 13 years PLEASE😭😭😭 FREE HER
The Patch Notes for Update 112: Frozen: Part 4 and Robin Hood: Part 2 are here: gmlft.co/up112-pn discover all the magic we’ve prepared for your Kingdom! 🎉🏰
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Brother, I just want to know why y'all keep voting for Greg Abbott???????? Im curious because I dont get it
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when you ratioed nicki so fucking badly
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Bro your bf HATES you. Leave that man before he starts beating you I’m so serious.
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if texas goes blue I will become emotionally available
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