Parker · Nov 12, 2026 · 4:40 AM UTC

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Parker@equallywrong1m

Replying to @jakebrodes @bad_takes

This is kind of a spiritual successor to Gore as president in “The One” with Jet Li

Parker · Nov 12, 2026 · 4:34 AM UTC

Parker@equallywrong8m

Replying to @ItsmindofJson

They’re probably talking to people in Africa bro

machine yearning engineer · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:30 PM UTC

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machine yearning engineer@confusionm8trix5h

claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.

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UBERSOY · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:32 PM UTC

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UBERSOY

@UBERSOY16h

Peter Thiel now says Trump got too toxic, he’s moving to Argentina, and he just remembered he’s gay and “should have known better.”

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The attached text is labeled "PARODY." The quotes claiming Thiel said Trump got too toxic, he should have known better as a gay man, or "I gave him JD Vance" are fabricated. Thiel temporarily moved to Buenos Aires in 2026 and has long been openly gay. pbs.twimg.com/media/HW4MNs-X… ft.com/content/3d7ab8…

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Parker · Nov 12, 2026 · 4:16 AM UTC

Parker@equallywrong26m

Replying to @mrs_shrimpz

There’s this instagram account that posts curbed items in Berkeley and I’m always scurrying around trying to pick up wooden items over there like some kind of bespoke scrapper. Missed an amazing canoe the other day.

hb · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:56 PM UTC

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hb@h3xenbrenner27h

(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet

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VT Separatist · Nov 11, 2026 · 5:46 AM UTC

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VT Separatist@VTDemSoc22h

Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.

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Parker · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:43 AM UTC

Parker@equallywrong23h

Replying to @babyknifespice

Lmao

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The Lesbian Pervert · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:33 AM UTC

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The Lesbian Pervert@babyknifespiceNov 11

this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude

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Parker · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:30 AM UTC

Parker@equallywrongNov 11

Replying to @intellegint

Yooo

andrew · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

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andrew@intellegintNov 11

The speaker of the house should be a Beats Pill LMFAO

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Parker · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:23 AM UTC

Parker@equallywrongNov 11

Best Hitler impression I’ve seen

Kevin Sorbo

@ksorbsNov 11

I’m trying to be a nicer person, and then I go online and hear that someone just destroyed the bones of Santa Claus

®️ · Nov 10, 2026 · 8:12 AM UTC

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®️@fuckyourtwitt3rNov 10

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax

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bald ann dowd · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:47 PM UTC

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 10

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

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Futurism · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:03 PM UTC

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Futurism

@futurismNov 10

"Not because I like data centers." bit.ly/48fM4un

Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

The town of Harwood, North Dakota, is the only town during the midterms that voted in favor of data centers.

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Parker · Nov 10, 2026 · 9:45 PM UTC

Parker@equallywrongNov 10

Replying to @picotop

Kansas City mentioned

CHUCK INGLISH · Nov 9, 2026 · 10:45 PM UTC

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CHUCK INGLISH@ChuckisdopeNov 9

We are at the end of a relit newport 100. Its about two drags away from the filter.

Headquarters

@HQNewsNowNov 9

Dana White says he did not know Trump named him as Press Secretary: “I have zero political aspirations. I was in a fight, boxing in London, when he called me, and told me he had done this, and the last 24 hours of my life has been insane.”