machine yearning engineer · Nov 11, 2026 · 11:30 PM UTC

machine yearning engineer

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claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.

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UBERSOY · Nov 11, 2026 · 10:32 PM UTC

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Peter Thiel now says Trump got too toxic, he’s moving to Argentina, and he just remembered he’s gay and “should have known better.”

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The attached text is labeled "PARODY." The quotes claiming Thiel said Trump got too toxic, he should have known better as a gay man, or "I gave him JD Vance" are fabricated. Thiel temporarily moved to Buenos Aires in 2026 and has long been openly gay. pbs.twimg.com/media/HW4MNs-X… ft.com/content/3d7ab8…

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hb · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:56 PM UTC

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(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet

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VT Separatist · Nov 11, 2026 · 5:46 AM UTC

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Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.

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The Lesbian Pervert · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:33 AM UTC

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The Lesbian Pervert@babyknifespiceNov 11

this has been fucked about extensively you’re just a prude

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andrew · Nov 11, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

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andrew@intellegintNov 11

The speaker of the house should be a Beats Pill LMFAO

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®️ · Nov 10, 2026 · 8:12 AM UTC

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®️@fuckyourtwitt3rNov 10

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax

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bald ann dowd · Nov 10, 2026 · 11:47 PM UTC

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 10

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

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Futurism · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:03 PM UTC

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"Not because I like data centers." bit.ly/48fM4un

Only One Town in America Voted in Favor to Building a New Data Center, and the Reason Why Is Bleak

The town of Harwood, North Dakota, is the only town during the midterms that voted in favor of data centers.

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CHUCK INGLISH · Nov 9, 2026 · 10:45 PM UTC

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CHUCK INGLISH@ChuckisdopeNov 9

We are at the end of a relit newport 100. Its about two drags away from the filter.

Headquarters

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Dana White says he did not know Trump named him as Press Secretary: “I have zero political aspirations. I was in a fight, boxing in London, when he called me, and told me he had done this, and the last 24 hours of my life has been insane.”

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MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:57 PM UTC

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MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED@mfunltdNov 9

I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage

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William Gerrard · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:32 AM UTC

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Image from William Gerrard (@Bill_Gerrard)

Lauren Self

@laurenlselfNov 9

Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me

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Brooks Otterlake · Nov 10, 2026 · 5:06 AM UTC

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzNov 10

If it's wrong to fall in love with a Chinese spy then who are you even allowed to date? The lady at the mall information kiosk?? She's often not even at the kiosk

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