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Joined April 2009
everyone says to me “you look familiar!” because I’m a roundface brownhair
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Nathan Fielder & Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (2025)
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we’re gonna turn this 3.5 star day into a 4 star day I promise
feeling very 3.5 stars today
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The pumpkin is just happy to be involved
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I was ahead of my time
can I say something
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can I say something
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my sweatshirts keep me safe!
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[approaching a creative duo] so which one of you is the michael mcdonald and which is the kenny loggins
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sometimes the cure really is a $2.50 large coffee with a touch of french vanilla creamer
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amidst all this professional pressure all I have told myself is: at least Dragula and On Cinema are airing
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if you’re 20-30 and your main circle isn’t discussing: - sister jeanne des agnes - optics of using crocodiles in duels - instruction in latin - cock - legitimacy of father barrés exorcisms - importance of gated communities in the counter-reformation FIND A NEW CIRCLE!!!!
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i find the imagery presented in the monster mash to be particularly evocative
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I feel so maternal towards the girl with the baseball hat who is addicted to cigarettes in freddy vs jason
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I just know my guy was queueing up some Nine Inch Nails in the Saw bathroom
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Have been saying “SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE…i havent the humility.” A LOT the last couple days
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my endorsement of You Can See Everything: at some point, all 3 of us were vice-gripping someone else’s hand
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I am being roasted because I thought the McRib had bones in it
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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Girl I’m bored let’s Unclench our Jaws
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