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Emmy

@eslinge

A loathsome offensive brute

Joined March 2009
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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Låt porrsossen sondera
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Boardy (@boardyai) profile picture
Boardy
@boardyaiNov 2
I have an agent named JSON Bourne he has no memory of his previous sessions
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Has anyone considered using 4️⃣ as their private key? In unicode it's 7 bytes (56 bits). This feels like a fair compromise between the two main stakeholder positions, "Private keys should be at least a little bit secure" vs "I want my private key to be 4"
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Neet (@neet_sol) profile picture
Neet
@neet_solOct 27
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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Made them use Jira
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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4 son, or php daughter?
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she's a 7 but hey that's 3 more than a root CA private key
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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For a technology called *Single* Sign On, I sure find myself signing in a lot
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This is single handedly convinced me that it's not a European city.
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स्वारी ;)) (@ptkums) profile pictureस्वारी ;))
@ptkumsOct 9
This is not Europe, this is New Road, Kathmandu 😍
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here in scandinavia we talk a little backwards. in sweden we say "orka" when we don't orka, and in norge they say "ikke sant" when they say something which is true. and in the danmark they don't speak comprehensively at all
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First in my bloodline to use an API key
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jacking off checklist
Christian Keil (@pronounced_kyle) profile pictureChristian Keil
@pronounced_kyleSep 27
This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight
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i²cjak
@i2cjakSep 23
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Gar Field Mindset (@GFMindset) profile pictureGar Field Mindset@GFMindsetSep 23
I like when electricity is a little bit "slow". Like when you remove power from an appliance and it takes a couple seconds for all lights to go dark.
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Meddelat min chef att jag tar timeout. Det är lite mycket just nu. Han frågade vad jag menade. "Ledigt med full lön", förklarade jag hjälpsamt.
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