It was fun when the little Blue Bird was in charge. Good Bye X-Twitter! Find me at @fuzzyapril.bsky.social
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Amazing news! Daphne was just selected by The Cinematic Scribe Screenplay Contest via FilmFreeway.com!
Is anyone else noticing there's something weird going on on Facebook? Or is it just me? @facebook The 'handles' underneath people's names are a bunch of gobeldy-gook numbers and letters. Never been there before.
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I'm packing my bags. I'm upping sticks. The rabbit has died. The potato is on the rusty nail. Making a new home at @bluesky. I'll stay on here a little longer but hope to see ya'll there! @TWthisweek @TheSketchSchool
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Hey Er'body. I'll be making the transition to @bluesky soon. Hope to see ya'll there!
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Take a few minutes out of your day to watch this lovely, humorous and poignant film.
My mom died when I was 17. I only have a handful of pictures and zero videos of her. A couple years ago, on my birthday, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. It simply said “happy birthday” with a YouTube link. I clicked it and my heart stopped. It was my mom.
I had to pull over immediately. She was telling me how proud she was of me and how she wondered what I’d become. Maybe a policeman, a preacher, or even a clown. I couldn’t believe it.
Well, it turns out the random phone number was my friend Jon’s dad, who had found this video on an old VHS tape they made before a 1999 school event. I was 16.
This experience got me thinking... what if we could have one last conversation with someone we lost?
🚛 The Crossing Over Express is now on @X 👻
This Week This Week has new show this week! Thursday, October 3rd @8pm DIFFERENT LOCATION. The KENTWOOD THEATER, 8301 Hindry Avenue.
SPECIAL GUEST: John Kapelos!!
Tickets $15 @TWthisweek
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SO MUCH FUN!! Thanks @AtulsMonologue !!
Thank you to all the joke writers who participated in our 30 Day Joke Challenge, and to @AtulsMonologue for his #sketchschooljokes leadership!
DNA from a 3,600-year-old cheese was sequenced by scientists. And it smells about that old as well. #sketchschooljokes #cheese #fromage @ScienceMagazine @science
Gold is hitting new records again. Here’s what it means: Some of your favorites are coming back like, “I’m Gold Bitch!” And who can forget, “The Original Bling.” And the popular, “Yellow.” The records are set to hit your favorite download platforms. #sketchschooljokes @GOLD
A remote Alaskan island is on high alert for a rat. They are pulling out all the stops because it turns out it’s this guy: #sketchschooljokes @TravelAlaska #RATS @mightymouse_sol
Scientists discovered a new species of ghost shark in deep waters near Australia & New Zealand. Just another deadly animal to add to Australia’s list, an invisible shark! Getting attacked and realizing Moana’s ocean has a dark side. #sketchschooljokes @Australia #Moana
A Zoo in Finland is returning 2 giant pandas to China saying they are too expensive to keep. Zookeepers say the panda’s constant DoorDash deliveries, streaming subscriptions and cell phone calls to China are to blame. #sketchschooljokes #China @DoorDash @thisisFINLAND
A mysterious magma found in extinct volcanoes may be filled with elements to power the future. Because we’re short on Vestal Virgins to appease the Fiery Gods, they'll settle on YouTubers & Tik Tokers who are desperate for ‘likes.’ #sketchschooljokes @YouTube @tiktok_us
Batman became the first superhero to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Because Hollywood loves rich people dressing up in costume trying to save the world. #sketchschooljokes @Batman #Hollywood
The US returns 297 antiquities stolen or smuggled from India, dating back centuries. When asked if they will return the antiquities acquired during their rule in India the U.K. said in typical British fashion, “Bugger off!” #sketchschooljokes #India @VisitBritain
Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton are apparently distant relatives. They balance each other out. One works 9 to 5 and the other likes to Party in the USA! #sketchschooljokes @MileyCyrus @DollyParton
A ‘Friends’-themed game show celebrating the 30th anniversary of the popular sitcom is coming to Max. It’s similar to Press Your Luck. But instead of a Whammy, you’ll have to avoid a Ketamine Meanie. #sketchschooljokes @PressYourLuckTV @FriendsTV
The last full-size Kmart in the mainland United States will be closing October 20th, heading off to that bright blue light in the sky. Poor little cartoon bulb has no idea what's coming for him. #sketchschooljokes @Kmart