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After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session so he had gutted me and set me on fire but I didn't die, bitch, I crystalized

Joined October 2016
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Gray and gay all day
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A man “praying” as the plane goes down while the woman continues to work is actually the perfect metaphor for patriarchy
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this was the last thing she had i’m crying
Don Mancini, creator of Chucky, declares the horror doll would be backing Democrats, not Republicans: “Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. […] Too bad, Nicki! No AI, by the way! #bluewave”
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This is an insane self-report lmfaooooo
Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.
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THIS VIDEOOOODJDJDBDNJDD
Oomf voting blue in Alabama 😭
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He literally couldn’t control himself. He was feral.
Clav felt a boner loading
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They’re playing party4u at the polls
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Man, I'm tired of expensive Dolls. Can we have cute girls for affordable price? Times are hard 😞
Coterie Doll Training Day Shanice Jordan and Alexa Kwan Edition Size: 500 each
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THIS IS INSANE. He drugged her so that he could shove abortion pills into her mouth and vagina. He made an online pharmacy account in her name so he could secretly have the pills shipped to West Point. She also wanted to keep the baby. He even threatened that he would kill himself if she didn't get an abortion. She refused because she wanted to be a mother, so he drugged her to terminate the pregnancy. He left her there, and when she awoke, she called 911. She said she was in and out of consciousness during the attack, and every time she tried to spit the pills out, he would shove them back into her mouth. He then went on to study at CORNELL and graduated with his BA in emergency medicine (ironic) in 2024. Yes, he was enrolled the same year the gang rape happened at the fraternity. He then enrolled at Columbia, where he is STILL enrolled. But it gets crazier because he asked if the judge could delay his sentencing so he could finish his semester at Columbia, and the judge granted the request. This piece of shit is allowed to complete his education after assaulting a woman. Meanwhile, there is no update on whether she even finished her schooling after the assault because of the mental and physical trauma she experienced. This is ANOTHER case of a university being aware of a student sexually assaulting someone and still allowing them to finish their schooling. @Columbia should have expelled him immediately. Why are these schools protecting disgusting men?
West Point cadet drugged pregnant girlfriend with spiked shake, then forced abortion in gruesome assault: 'Eat this, it's good for you' trib.al/YXdClG0
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the most perfect thing they could’ve done was use the ice champion hands
SHE ACTUALLY HAS THE PARTY BODY . . . her stand+base looking like a block of ice is really cute i think this is so precious
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アイメイク苦手民としてはかなりありがたい動画を発見😭🙏💖参考にさせていただいたら一気に目元盛れてテンション爆上がり。神。
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The U.S. has launched strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Island the night before the midterm elections.
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i truly hope this makes them revert to not using AI
This is what Mattel get for using generative AI for their box art
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favorite part about this is the beginning when she pressed the steak and some raw juice squirts out onto the table and just sits there
just referenced this video to a group of friends and they had no idea what I was talking about and I realized in real time I sounded like a lunatic
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We are posting instructions on what now…
Should a nuke ever drop, do not under any circumstance try to drive. You have a limited amount of time such as 10 minutes to get inside your house in the basement away from windows. It’s best to be as far inside your house as possible. If you are in the kill zone you will just die. For those not in kill zone, you need to stay inside for at least 24-72 hours up to a week due to radiation. Radio would give further instructions.
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Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT. AHHHHHHHHHH. 😆
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gay co-worker, who calls me a dyke all the time, got genuinely pissed when i said he had a strong fagccent
being told to stop using gay as an insult
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This what they did to me at work today
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Free Pokémon doodles 🔥 What's your favourite Pokémon? I'll draw a few of them for practice! You just need to: - Be following me (new followers welcome) - RT the post - Comment your favourite(s) - (Optional) You can tag your friends
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And this is one of the many reasons why there cant be a marvin gaye biopic
When Marvin Gaye married Berry Gordy’s sister Anna in 1963, the couple intended to raise a family. The problem, however, was Anna’s age — she was already in her forties at the time and unable to conceive a child. Gaye did not want to just adopt a kid, it was important for him to feel a biological connection to the child. So Anna Gordy suggested they get another girl to birth the child for them. She then mentioned she had a fifteen-year-old niece, Denise Gordy. If Marvin impregnates her, the child will have a biological connection to both Anna as well as Marvin. So it was decided — I suppose Denise’s feelings mattered little. Marvin Gaye and his wife groomed her teenage niece; he impregnated her, and when she was sixteen, she gave birth to his first son, Marvin Gaye III. The couple subsequently legally adopted the child and kept his true parentage from him. And Marvin Gaye got away with it. He continued to to enjoy his fame for another decade or so until his own father murdered him inside their family home.
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