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Joined October 2016
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insomnia sucks really bad but its still makes me laugh a lot to think about going to bed with an attitude like "if i can pull this off it will be huge"
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this is that kys in front of everybody type weather
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Nobody puts sesame seeds on their burger anymore has anyone noticed that #Burger
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The way my fucking life is going man I don’t even care anymore
Do peas go in beef stew?
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NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani learns of former Vice President Dick Cheney's death while voting in Queens, November 2025.
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I told Mr Cheney that the mechanical bull was too much but he just wouldn’t listen
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why is it never woody allen
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(quietly to waiter) so am i paying? or was this your gift to me?
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(making up adversity to make my life feel more purposeful) They don’t want me to use my little whisk. because i’m extroverted
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On a Hey Arnold kick now…feels like an understatement to say it was a minor miracle of a show
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honestly one of the funniest things i have ever watched in my life https://xitter.gq/t.co/MpIbT3gpvQ i recite it to myself in my head regularly
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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probably this one
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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President Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died – at Toronto, Ontario
Incredible shot of Biden in the Amazon rainforest
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having a larry david type moment here because i’m eating fish and chips and offered someone a chip and they grabbed a piece of fish… they’re saying the fish was implied. there was no implying!
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“Fascism is coming” i got put into handcuffs and thrown into jail last week for holding a door open for someone in the subway station in the bluest city in the bluest state
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gonna keep ringing this bell: everyone from climate to repro activism should get familiar w/ the techniques used to repress the Stop Cop City movement (bs RICO charges, weaponization of vague new "anti-terror" laws, criminalization of bail funds, ect) and have a plan to meet them
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I have $2.15 and need gas to get to a drs appointment to pay for my vaccines. Please help $QHwriter Payday is 7 days away. I need help
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Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy
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