Hunter Williams retweeted
There are two kinds of people in this world, people that know things and people who don't know how to use Google.
Hunter Williams retweeted
Interviewer: what are your future plans?
Me: lunch
Interviewer: I meant long term plans
Me: what, like dinner?
Hunter Williams retweeted
I'd rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad.
Hunter Williams retweeted
Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with my girlfriend & stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos
Hunter Williams retweeted
When did we start putting so much thought into beer? Thought. Beer. See? Those words don't even fit together.
Hunter Williams retweeted
We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you?!
*points to black twitter*
*gets shot*
Hunter Williams retweeted
the thought of having to create another login for another app or service or whatever terrifies me. i have reached my app limit. no more apps
Hunter Williams retweeted
We're giving away 2 UK "Pursuit of Perfection" 40-0 koozies today - follow @LogansOfLex and re-tweet to enter!


















