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Dad to Archie & Jack. Beer selling #SaintsFC fan living in the Middle East. #OC

Joined March 2009
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Thanks @software_chef / @wesbos Non stop tweaking but this is game changing.
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During a visit to Captain Smit Machchhar… the flydubai pilot who embodied the highest degrees of courage, responsibility, and care for human life. From us, and from the leadership of the nation, he has our full appreciation and praise. We are proud that he is part of our team… part of the story of our nation… and part of what the UAE stands for… a nation of compassion… a nation of peace… and a nation of life.
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He excels himself every week. #idiot
Trump could not keep a straight face… COMEDY CENTRAL.
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Replying to @fifamedia
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In every way, he is the model of what I am teaching my son not to be: vile, small, cruel, ignorant, petty, corrupt. And he models it daily. Today’s example:
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If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music
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For those in the UAE.
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O tamanho do acovardamento da Inglaterra após abrir o placar. Brutal
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I think that is close to sackable from Tuchel. A coach appointed at great expense for his tactical acumen and "ability to get over the line" needlessly forces England miles from it. All that money... for that?
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The fact that we just spent maybe close to $200 billion on an utterly stupid and pointless war and a certain species of American still finds the idea of the govt subsidizing youth soccer unthinkable is basically the insoluble problem here
So you think the American taxpayer should fund youth soccer? You should definitely run for office on that. What about piano lessons, SAT prep, dance, math tutoring, horse riding, fencing etc? Should taxpayer fund those? Also, our goverment financially supports many sports.
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Americans are mostly idiots but 100% idiots with their football takes.
Division 2 cornerbacks are more athletic than anyone involved in the World Cup. If Russell Westbrook had 6 months of practice he’d be the greatest Soccer player to ever live.
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People in a pub watching Pointless after the football got delayed last night celebrating a Pointless answer Makes you proud to be British 😂
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Bless you. The World Cup has been the most watched event on earth since before Auburn had floodlights, and six billion people did not suddenly fall for football because Alabama poured a lot of concrete. The rest of us have loved this game for a century and politely declined your hand egg the whole time. You have wandered into a party that was already roaring and concluded you must be the reason it started.
Europeans love the World Cup in the U.S. because we have better stadiums in Auburn, Alabama than they do in capital cities.
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Hilarious how Yanks don’t know the offside rule.
How was that offside if there was another Egyptian player there? #fifa #iran
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MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON. NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran. MAGA:
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Experienced it and it was phenomenal. Seamless to connect and super fast speeds.
Emirates executive Patrick Brannelly in new interview on why they adopted @Starlink: "The legacy systems weren’t working. No matter how much money we threw at them, passengers still complained, and it was impossible technically for everybody that wanted to connect to connect. Then Starlink came along saying, ‘We guarantee it, it will work.’ With a very pragmatic technical viewpoint, insisting on XWAPs, to connect 100%, and to install more than one antenna to handle demand and for redundancy. It was like for the first time, talking to people that actually understood how the internet works in a highly dense environment on an aircraft. It seemed our legacy connectivity industry didn’t really understand the core technologies needed to deliver customer connectivity happiness. But Starlink absolutely understood it. Now, in addition, the big fundamental shift from the first generation of Starlink was the evolution of satellite-to-satellite laser connectivity. So, if you’re a middle of the ocean, where you’ve got nowhere to ground the traffic, Starlink could just pass the traffic through adjacent satellites until there’s one over a ground station. That worked much better than I think anybody had imagined." Emirates has already started to install Starlink on its entire fleet of ~232 aircraft, with full completion expected by mid-2027. Customers onboard with Starlink are already seeing 10-20X internet speed improvements. (full SatelliteToday interview linked below)
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No issues flying into DXB from CMB yesterday. Yes, I appreciate not all are so lucky but nice to be home in Dubai again. The house took a battering from the rain but held up. Back to work. Life goes on.
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Oh yeah. The flight there and back was full. A full flight of normal Dubai residents coming home and visitors coming to stay. #bouncebackability
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Forgot to add that @Starlink was also onboard. Unreal speeds. Game changing from @emirates
BREAKING: Emirates is introducing @Starlink WiFi across all in-service aircraft, with the first installation already completed and on display at @DubaiAirshow 2025. emirat.es/lbvj2c
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This looks brilliant. If it means less exhausted taxi drivers it can only be a good thing.
🇦🇪 We've launched our fully driverless Robotaxi fare-charging service in Dubai! Riders can now book a WeRide Robotaxi directly through the “Autonomous” option on @Uber along routes in Jumeirah & Umm Suqeim. Service delivered in partnership with the RTA. $WRD
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