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Tale of a gutsy ninja.

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Joined December 2015
لا تحزن إن الله معنا.
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Barca worry we for this life inside.
Arsenal are now 19 GAMES unbeaten in the Champions League 👏 A record only bettered by two teams in the competition's history 🤯
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Most Fifa / EA sports song ever lol
Music video from Swedish rapper Yung Lean and GENER8ION has an amazing choreography, created by artist Damien Jalet.
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Well said.
Mikel Merino on whether being a super sub frustrates him: "I mean, I can't say that it's disappointing when they're saying something good about you. If I was playing, I would have, I mean, if I come as a sub, I want to do as good as I can. And if they're telling me that I'm doing a good job, it's something I take pride in. It's not easy to come off the bench, and it's not easy for players at this level that we are either World Cup winners or Euros winners, or we come from clubs that we all play regularly, to adapt to a new role and context. "But this is what football is nowadays. You can't win big trophies or be alive in every competition till the end if you don't have a very deep squad. And we all have to fulfil our roles. That doesn't mean that I'm happy with the role I have or the role my teammates have. It's about trying to do your best, whenever you have the chance of playing. And if you do your best, you're gonna have more chances to play. And then who knows, maybe you, you're a regular starter." Then asked: "And just among the guys that aren't playing regularly in the Premier League, is there that sort of determination among you to get into the Premier League team because, you know, you want to be starting matches?" "Yeah, absolutely. That's the determination that we all have as players. We are very competitive and we want to play every single game. The ones that are starting regularly want to keep playing. The ones that are on the bench, they want to come on and make the difference and start the next game. So that's massive competition that you need in a squad to push each other as teammates. And that's what we did all last season. And you could see that every player that came on the pitch did their job. And in the end, we won the Premier League because of that."
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You would never imagine the level of water wasting during wudoo as an African until you travel out. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Honey wake up, they are using AI generated videos to preach about the harms of wasting water!
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Taking the piss bro.
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Broni be funny o. How are you adding unscored pilot questions during a real exam sitting just to mess with people? ‘Give it your best, you don’t know which ones are unscored’ 30 questions. Unscored. Tsw
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Never in human history was it a requirement of the human body to run 26.2 miles
The sudden health complication you can develop from exercise - as healthy NYC marathoner, 24, dies following race trib.al/6dIsRVl
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Replying to @LauraLoomer
You can start learning Arabic here:
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Where Moro dey? lol he dey argue plus me over SA football culture and patronage. Hearts no go see 150 fans for Accra sports stadium saf, you think you can compare to the football powerhouse of the continent?
South Africa's biggest football derby, Soweto Derby between Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs.
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Siafuor. You go talk true.
You don't know what you got until it's gone
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ismailo. retweeted
This is what an actual athletic + aesthetic physique looks like. Not that bloated bodybuilder look everyone is chasing now
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If we keep arsene Wenger making these decisions we could be playing a totally different sport in the next 3yrs.
🚨🌍 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | FIFA want to keep players on the ball more often and keep matches flowing. They are trialing new rules at the u15 World Cup for this, reports @OneFootball. ✅ • Unlimited substitutes • Kick-ins instead of throw-ins • Offside only applies beyond special marked lines 14 metres from goal line Arsene Wenger: "At this age, the most important thing is to play. When you love a sport, you want to know how good you are."
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Surah Al-Mā'idah | Ayah 44 - 66 | Shaykh Yasir Al Dosary
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Disgusting. What’s wrong with people?
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Yessa blue bird professor.
Replying to @ismailloooo
Yours is a comprehension issue.
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paid 142ghs for 500GB for month, roaming inclusive. The problem we have in a nutshell is that those supposed to protect our interests are either in bed with, or at the mercy of those ripping us off.
I always say this paying 400 cedis every month for mobile data should at least get me 500GB+ We have gotten too used to being cheated…smh
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Is that a long lasting solution? Synthetic teams like Man City have played and won with about a quarter of the size of United. You can’t depend on fans bellowing for you to beat Roma, and if you ever find yourself needing that after 9 winless games, then it’s a short term solutn.
Wayne Rooney urges Old Trafford to turn up the volume against Roma... and for the players to respond! 👹🔴 New Stick to United drops tomorrow on YouTube & Disney+! 🔥
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A terrifying moment on the football field involving Detroit Lions linebacker Jack Campbell. Praying for Jack Campbell and hoping for a full recovery. 🙏 #JackCampbell #DetroitLions #SpinalCordInjury #Neurosurgery #NFL
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Nobody’s saying you’re shite. You’re the only one who’ve maintained some reasonable level of performance. You’re champions, it’s time to ditch the incessant crying.
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Oh God my tummy 😂 This guy fool too much
Dub nearly LOST IT and wanted SMOKE with Gordon Ramsay after trying his Hell’s Kitchen restaurant and HATING every single thing he ordered, calling it the WORST restaurant he’s ever been to 😭💀 “This was the worst restaurant I’ve ever had in my life. Never meet your heroes… f-ck Gordon Ramsay and f-ck Hell’s Kitchen. Worst thing in my life” 😭
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