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Primum vivere deinde philosophari. London based micro-services developer, boulderer, party goer, fashionista.

London
Joined November 2007
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Every cunt is at this ghibli slop. Depressing
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In Paris & it’s hard to miss the same thing I see in every major European city except London: Large numbers of younger people, who are not notably wealthy, drinking & eating together & having a good time. Londoners on median incomes simply can’t do nice NORMAL things.
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Porsche's model names and internal "type codes" are confusing. I just fixed it for you @Porsche.
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Who's the biggest artist you’ve seen perform in a small room? Throwback to Kendrick Lamar celebrating 'Good Kid, M.A.A.D City' at Rough Trade East in 2012. The Compton rapper now makes history as the first solo rapper to headline a Super Bowl halftime show.
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Google Maps should publish the square footage (or meterage, if possible) of supermarkets. When comparing different options, pure size is often the best metric to go by.
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The beginning of something nice! You have no idea how many hours and sheer will I put in this... Hoping that it will be way easier for people to start projects with @JUCElibrary and TracktionEngine on Apple platforms. At least for noobs like me! lol
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Statement on Washington Post’s refusal to endorse presidential candidate.
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Me at the airport at 5am
The trend of British people "getting on it" at 5am in an airport bar isn't a source of national pride, it's a sign that we have a serious problem with drinking culture and that shouldn't be celebrated.
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I was quite enjoying an avant-garde EDM album until I realised it was just bluetooth skipping.
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Replying to @Man_Power_Music
I think this is one truth in quite a complex system. Other factors are : - Vastly rising bills for both venues and punters. - Pressure from developers and austerity forcing councils to go to the table. - Austerity forcing police to reconsider licenses, essentially they don't have the resources to police the night. - Brexit and the value of the pound to touring acts. - Reduction in other income streams for artists and industry, 'disruptors' like Spotify hoovering-up much needed income. - A vast change in habits of clubbers, drinking way less and partying differently. - A large change in communal experiences being replaced by more individualistic ones. - Reduction in income for everyone concerned. - 'Spectacle' replacing art. I could go on but you know, 'someone should write a book' etc. Very much in agreement with you Geoff, just extending the discussion.
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In 2020 me + @brianmackenna published a detailed paper in @bmj_latest describing how hospital medicines data in England was largely impossible to access for public good. Thousands of you engaged! xitter.gq/bengoldacre/status/129… What happened next? BLOG! + 🧵 bennett.ox.ac.uk/blog/2024/0…
BING BONG NEW PAPER NHS hospital medicines data is being collected, but then needlessly withheld from analysts. This means patients are exposed to sub-optimal treatment. And NHS money is being wasted. The barriers are NOT technical. They are "people". bmj.com/content/370/bmj.m260…
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James Earl Jones, the revered actor who voiced ‘Star Wars’ villain Darth Vader, starred in ‘Field Of Dreams’ and many other films and is an EGOT winner, died this morning at his home in Dutchess County, NY. He was 93. Read about his life and legacy here: tinyurl.com/3bf8zn25
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Cardiff art lovers. I’ve got 6 framed paintings (photo here pre framing) for sale at Davies Framing Services, 63 Clare Road. Some of my favourite pieces I’ve made this year. Haven’t got individual photos of each piece (🤡).
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nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - nothing. You will not be remembered. You have conquered no lands. Forged no new nations. Fought for no noble causes. You existed for a brief moment but soon you, and everyone you ever met, will be dust
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I love the togetherness of the Olympics. Whatever our differences, we can all bind together to watch THIS CONTENT NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR REGION. Who could forget the race for gold in THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED IN RESPONSE TO A REPORT FROM THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER
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We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.
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You can't wang on for as long as that chatting shit when people have got YouTube mate. Next Olympics gonna be edited by Mr. Beast and I can't wait.
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HM Charles III's Olympic team, aka #CharliesAthletes finish top of the table! 🥇53 🥈59 🥉63 The House [of Windsor] always wins! 🇦🇬🇦🇺🇧🇸🇧🇿🇨🇦🇬🇩🇯🇲🇳🇿🇵🇬🇰🇳🇱🇨🇻🇨🇸🇧🇹🇻🇬🇧
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how does the Seinfeld music fit so perfectly? 😳😂
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Holy Grail Labs makes electronics upgrades for classic cars. I founded this company with a mentee several years ago. We recently launched products for BMW 2002, E9 Coupes, and Bavarias (in addition the E28, E12, E21, E23, and E24 products we've been shipping for years. I love running into satisfied customers at events like this! holygraillabs.com
We were at a BMW event today. Us: “Hi! Nice 2002. Have you heard about Holy Grail Labs’ Blade Fuse Box for the 2002?” 2002 Owner: “Yep. Got one in here. Great product.” Us: “🥰” #bmw #2002 #bladefuse #bmw2002 @BMWUSA @BMW_UK @BMW
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