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Jeff Pena

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Joined August 2013
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Me to the Astros next time they make it to the World Series:
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Spoiler alert, it’s actually just Odysseus and Co
Eduardo García-Molina (@eduardo_garcmol) profile pictureEduardo García-Molina@eduardo_garcmol1h
Communication down, environmental disturbances, and now the loss of routes and mobility. This can only mean one thing: The Sea People are coming.
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Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze1h
All you had to do was leave Jensen and his sidepiece alone. Now your email is down and airplanes don't work.
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Well, about that...
Emirates (@emirates) profile pictureEmirates
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Your email might be down, but the skies are always open. ✉️✈️
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greg
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Someone didn’t put their phone in airplane mode
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru3h
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FAA issues nationwide ground stop for all flights. All flight departures have been halted.
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Houston Astros (@astros) profile pictureHouston Astros
@astros8h
Brad Ausmus Press Conference xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2pelZBZRk…
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Brad Ausmus Press Conference

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Replying to @htownlelo @scottyC90152819 @CrushCityShow
you know me, Astros apologist and sunshine pumper.
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The Coog takeover has begun! ITS GAMEDAY BABY!!! #gocoogs
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Dear @Microsoft please sort out Outlook I am trying to seal a deal with a Nigerian Prince who has £578k in a bank account for me.
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The Maldylorian@NHastrosFan9h
All the crying about Yordan's unanimous MVP award is good practice for when Altuve is a first-ballot Hall of Famer.
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jackson@foreverstros7h
going from this video immediately into the Ausmus presser on their feed is maybe the biggest 180 in vibes a sports social can get
Houston Astros (@astros) profile pictureHouston Astros
@astros8h
A special message from some special people for the MVP
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I still remember getting a group of friends together to go to the midnight screening of this. One of the most dogshit movies I’ve ever seen, but this trailer still slaps!
RogueCreed (@RogueCreed) profile pictureRogueCreed@RogueCreed21h
I still love this early 2000s-ass trailer. Shame the movie was mid at best.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Yordan Alvarez has officially won the AL MVP award and is now ineligible for the Hall of Pretty Good
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MVP! MVP! MVP!!!!!!
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MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB23h
IT’S UNANIMOUS Yordan Alvarez is your 2026 American League Most Valuable Player!
Yordan Alvarez, American League MVP Pictured: A blue and gold graphic with 10 action cutouts of Yordan Alvarez in a Houston Astros uniform

ALT Yordan Alvarez, American League MVP Pictured: A blue and gold graphic with 10 action cutouts of Yordan Alvarez in a Houston Astros uniform

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Replying to @MSFT365Status
Is outlook down bc that guy cheated on his wife
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Still blows my mind that this was filmed at my go to AMC location in Tulsa.
나자루 (@nahzaloo) profile picture나자루@nahzalooNov 11
내일도 듄 보러감
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Feels great to be back!
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Mark Berman
@MarkBerman_Nov 12
Yordan Alvarez on winning the Hank Aaron Award for the American League,which goes to the best overall offensive performer in each league, announced on MLB Network: “It means a lot for me,especially because I wear the number 44..Really special for me to see my name on this trophy”
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VICO
@Vicophobia01Nov 11
One of my autistic students has gotten really into Macklemore lately which has led to him adopting “God damn that’s a cold-ass honky” as a verbal stim. It is unfortunately funny every single time
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rt 🔐
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Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) profile pictureEric Michael Garcia
@EricMGarciaNov 9
What was @Scott_Colom cooking that Mississippi whites liked so much? Whites with a college degree moved 17 points left Whites without a college degree moved 20 points left White men moved 21 points left White women 18 points left Whites 18-29 42 points left via @nytimes
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Could’ve used this announcement on Monday before I left for Colorado. That said, can’t wait to see these in person on Friday night!
Houston Football (@UHCougarFB) profile pictureHouston Football
@UHCougarFBNov 11
New uni unlocked: 𝐼𝒸𝓎 𝐻𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓃 𝐵𝓁𝓊𝑒𝓈❄️ #BuiltByHouston x #GoCoogs
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