Ouija board: Y-O-U-R I-N D-A-N-G-E-R Me (disgusted): You’re

That last tweet should be a pretty good indication I’m pulling the plug on this account.

There’s a trick to using scoopable cat litter. At first you tend to hold your fingers too close or too far apart until you find that sweet spot where the loose litter falls out of your hand.

Three Musketeers is the only candy bar allowed for Halloween in North Korea. No caramel or peanuts past the DMZ.

Any woman who wears a slutty nurse costume to a Halloween party should at least know how to do CPR and basic first aid, because when something bad happens, we’re looking to you.